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Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:16 am
by 03Lightningrocks
Reading this thread and reading some of the stuff you married fellers go through to buy a new gun could make the thread title, "Best reasons or excuses to stay single".

Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:06 pm
by barres
The only one that ever worked for me. I used it when I bought my AR a few months back. "November presidential election."
Sorry, it's not funny.
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:12 pm
by TDDude
This $500.00 pistol will be worth $600.00 next year.
That $500.00 purse will be worth $25 at your next garage sale.

Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:28 pm
by thankGod
Well, I tried a couple of the posted reasons last night.
I showed my wife the Kimber Ultra CDP 2 on their website. Told her about the carry bevel treatment. Flagged her the custom shop upgrades that added "during the manufacturing process reduces their retail cost by over $500, giving CDP pistols their incredible value."
I told her that it's a 45ACP like the one I have, but much smaller and easier to conceal carry (see previous post this thread).
She was very attentive. Then she said "It is a very good looking gun", and left the room.

Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:33 pm
by anygunanywhere
thankGod wrote:
She was very attentive. Then she said "It is a very good looking gun", and left the room.

Too bad she said no.
I understand wife fluently.
Anygunanywhere
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:11 pm
by red2000vette
1) You can never have enough guns
2) I've never sold a gun for less than I paid for it
3) You can never have enough guns
4) Obama might just get in (buy before the ban)
5) As good as money in the bank
6) This gun is for you dear....
7) If its available - I ought to have it
8) I don't have one that color yet
9) I need one for every room
10) When I drink I see double so I need two guns, one for each bad guy standing in front of me

Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:12 pm
by dukesean
thankGod wrote:Well, I tried a couple of the posted reasons last night.
I showed my wife the Kimber Ultra CDP 2 on their website. Told her about the carry bevel treatment. Flagged her the custom shop upgrades that added "during the manufacturing process reduces their retail cost by over $500, giving CDP pistols their incredible value."
I told her that it's a 45ACP like the one I have, but much smaller and easier to conceal carry (see previous post this thread).
She was very attentive. Then she said "It is a very good looking gun", and left the room.

nice try! maybe you should have said in response, "I need a very good looking gun to protect my very good looking wife"
*wink wink*
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:20 pm
by grim-bob
barres wrote:The only one that ever worked for me. I used it when I bought my AR a few months back. "November presidential election."
Sorry, it's not funny.
Yep worked for me as well. I used "Buy it now before the price increase in November."
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:00 pm
by LarryH
thankGod wrote:She was very attentive. Then she said "It is a very good looking gun", and left the room.
This doesn't always mean "no".
She may have gone to make a note about what to get for your next birthday/anniversary present. But, then, I have a very unusual wife -- that's the way her mind works.
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:21 pm
by thankGod
LarryH wrote:This doesn't always mean "no".
She may have gone to make a note about what to get for your next birthday/anniversary present. But, then, I have a very unusual wife -- that's the way her mind works.
Regretfully we just past both my birthday/anniversary (June 5th). I hate to think it'll be another year. Aargh!
I really can't complain about not putting out that amount of cash right now as we just put in a new A/C, replaced our entry deck, replaced shower doors among many other things. Trouble is, none of those things goes bang!
I love my wife!

Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:22 pm
by Daltex1
I use the excuse"one day the Muslims are going to rise up " AND "you laugh at me now but u wont be laughing then"
Re: Best reasons or excuses to buy a gun
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:15 pm
by tboesche
Because I am 46,
A man,
Living in America,
and I can!