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Then I'm standing on a boat.... ....and the ship you're standing on is in trouble.

You win!

jimlongley wrote:Or, one of my favorites in the great unknowing news media, calling a rifle s shotgun, or v/v.

And just the other night, on TXCN, while the store invasion robber pointed a pump shotgun at the clerk, the voice over announcer said it was a rifle.

almostfree wrote:I thought a clip was the "shoulder thing that goes up."

No, The "shoulder thing that goes up" is a barrel shroud.

In the ghetto, they're called clips. In the civilized world, they're called magazines. Either way, everyone knows what you are talking about (and even those that know the difference know what you are talking about).

bigred90gt wrote: (and even those that know the difference know what you are talking about).

Speaking for myself, I do not assume, if you say clip, that you are talking about a magazine, but if that proves to be so, I then do assume that either laziness or poor education has played a part in your conversation.

Just like any other nomenclature, if you misuse it, there are people who will not understand what you mean. Clarity calls for proper usage.

jimlongley wrote:

bigred90gt wrote: (and even those that know the difference know what you are talking about).

Speaking for myself, I do not assume, if you say clip, that you are talking about a magazine, but if that proves to be so, I then do assume that either laziness or poor education has played a part in your conversation.

Just like any other nomenclature, if you misuse it, there are people who will not understand what you mean. Clarity calls for proper usage.

Right on, Jim! In the current context i would certainly expect this of a gunner's mate, but you go on to make your point into a general observation, and it has been demonstrated to be so true, time and time again.

Elmo

RPBrown wrote:The wife says that a magazine is to read and you put your bullets in that thingy that goes into the bottom of the gun.

Your wife is correct, you read a magazine and she wears a clip in her hair. The only answer left is it is called the thing that holds the bullets. I will have to call springfield for one and see if I can get a free subscription to "Guns and Ammo"!!

Gary

The overall war on distinguishing "clip" from "magazine" has long since been lost for practical purposes. Handy to know if you are writing an article, but otherwise, meh.

In a world where a semi-auto rifle or a shotgun with a pistol grip is an "assault weapon," clip vs. magazine is way down on the list of nomenclature to fuss about.

cheezit wrote:

boba wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:Is everything perfectly clear now?

Crystal. Do you want to take a shot at the difference between a boat and a ship?

off topic I know....

the awnser is a boat is what you run to as the ship is going down.

Not necessarily. Submarines are boats, not ships. Submarines consider all ships as targets.

Anygun

Do you know the difference between mechanical and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Sorry for the small size, but here's the answer:

Wait a minute! How did we get onto guns (sorry, firearms)? I thought a clip is a penalty called during a football game. And a magazine is what I take to the facilities.

The Annoyed Man wrote: The ship is whatever I'm standing on, and a boat is whatever you're standing on... ...unless I'm standing on a submarine. Then I'm standing on a boat.... ....and the ship you're standing on is in trouble.

Are we still clear?

....Not true. Because the ship (destroyer) that I am on, which the submarine/boat thinks is a target, has deployed a torpedo- or nuke depth charge-laden helicopter that is hovering above your periscope.

sawdust wrote:Wait a minute! How did we get onto guns (sorry, firearms)? I thought a clip is a penalty called during a football game. And a magazine is what I take to the facilities.

The Annoyed Man wrote: The ship is whatever I'm standing on, and a boat is whatever you're standing on... ...unless I'm standing on a submarine. Then I'm standing on a boat.... ....and the ship you're standing on is in trouble.

Are we still clear?

....Not true. Because the ship (destroyer) that I am on, which the submarine/boat thinks is a target, has deployed a torpedo- or nuke depth charge-laden helicopter that is hovering above your periscope.

Highly unlikely, skimmer Sawdust. The way you skimmers pound the water with your active sonars we hear you a hundred miles away. By the time you hear the screws from the Mk 48 ADCAP torpedoes you might as well bend over.....you know the drill.

Anygun in his best Submarine Sonar Technician First Class voice - "Conn - Sonar. Explosions bearing (whatever), corresponds to contact Sierra (whatever). Skimmer destroyer no longer exhibiting screw signature. (They no longer exist.) Breaking up noises detected.

He he.

Anygunanywhere STS1(SS)

In basic training at Fort Polk, La. back in 1967 we were told by our Drill Sargent to go to the supply room and be issued our magazines (M-14) One guy from a big city up north (the city so nice they named it twice) came back all in a huff. He said, "They didn't have any magazines all they gave me were these gun clips." The Drill Sargent heard him and after many push-ups and much ridicule he was known as "gun clips" until we graduated.