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Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:57 am
by canvasbck
I have printed out the list and now I will make sure that I try to work at least one of those words into any internet correspondance that I send out.
Tamil Tigers.........................see how easy that was.
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:25 pm
by tommyg
txsheepdog has a good idea sensory overload. The weakness in England' super
survelance system is they can watch and act on
anything they want to. Caviat they don't have the
resources to act on
everything they want to. Over load is the best way to deal with Big Brother.
Give them a ton of useless info. I have worked in industrial plants monitoring alarms.
I see so many useless nusence alarms it is hard to find the ones that are really serious.
example Low duct air pressure nusence flood in a building serious. Hard to pick out
flood in a building

in a flood of low duct pressure HA HA HA
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:36 pm
by texasmusic
tommyg wrote:
Give them a ton of useless info. I have worked in industrial plants monitoring alarms.
I see so many useless nusence alarms it is hard to find the ones that are really serious.
example Low duct air pressure nusence flood in a building serious. Hard to pick out
flood in a building

in a flood of low duct pressure HA HA HA
Like this?

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:58 pm
by TLE2
I was listening to a song by Police, an old recording, when the news said that they're shooting a film in Houston this summer.
Like that?!
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:22 pm
by smoothoperator
I would feel insulted if they didn't think I was worth watching.
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:05 am
by chasfm11
smoothoperator wrote:I would feel insulted if they didn't think I was worth watching.

I do so many things that get me on watch lists, I'd be very disappointed if they weren't regularly monitoring me.
It just amazes me about the amount of money that they are spending to keep an eye on law abiding population, looking for small signs of a pending flare up. No, on second thought, it doesn't amaze me at all. After all, when did anyone see a Federal government program that ended up accomplishing what it set out to accomplish besides to infringe people's rights?
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:05 am
by Purplehood
"Maritime Domain Awareness"
Really?
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:51 pm
by powerboatr
"I was shooting some hoops and doing passing drills with my friend who grew up in North Korea. We have different styles. I like to take the initiative to breach the man on man defense to attack the backboard. He has an explosive jump shot so he can standoff and be a threat from the 3 point zone. It's good exercise and you can feel the burn. The exposure to different styles also makes us better players.
I recall one time we played against two cops. One was local law enforcement and I think the other worked for homeland security or some organized crime task force. Anyway, it was a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky and the game was down to the wire. I couldn't get to the hoop, so I bet you can guess my response. I passed to Kim and he sunk one from close to the half court line. It was a riot. Some girls even did the wave.
After the game I took a leak, ate some pork fried rice, then went home to crash."
outstanding.....like in a field

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:56 pm
by AEA
That should keep 'em busy for awhile!
Let me add a bit to my profile.......
MaoBama = Idiot in Chief.

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:01 pm
by APynckel
DHS prolly has a fluorescent orange folder for me :-\
1) Nuclear Engineer
2) CHL Holder
3) Class III Items
Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:50 pm
by Moby
Not me....I have my aluminum foil hat on.

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:09 am
by ajwakeboarder
powerboatr wrote:"I was shooting some hoops and doing passing drills with my friend who grew up in North Korea. We have different styles. I like to take the initiative to breach the man on man defense to attack the backboard. He has an explosive jump shot so he can standoff and be a threat from the 3 point zone. It's good exercise and you can feel the burn. The exposure to different styles also makes us better players.
I recall one time we played against two cops. One was local law enforcement and I think the other worked for homeland security or some organized crime task force. Anyway, it was a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky and the game was down to the wire. I couldn't get to the hoop, so I bet you can guess my response. I passed to Kim and he sunk one from close to the half court line. It was a riot. Some girls even did the wave.
After the game I took a leak, ate some pork fried rice, then went home to crash."
outstanding.....like in a field

Nicely done

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:59 pm
by LSUTiger
I've always wanted to take part in "chatter" as the Feds refer to it just to see if they are really listening.
Obama is an idiot!
Mission accomplished!
Hmmm, I wonder how much trouble you can get into for saying those two things in the same communication? How long will it take the MIB to get to my house? The clock starts..........NOW!

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:39 am
by sjfcontrol
I'm betting there were a lot of DHS hits on "Obama is an idiot", yesterday...

Re: Every memeber here is monitored by DHS
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:49 am
by anygunanywhere
sjfcontrol wrote:I'm betting there were a lot of DHS hits on "Obama is an idiot", yesterday...

The idiot hits were probably far outnumbered by comments that the 10 year old daughter rule will not allow us to post.
Anygunanywhere