I don't understand women...

[Ed4032]

I heard my grown daughter tell my wife (her stepmom), "Aw isn't that cute, he thinks he gets a vote." Then she says to me, "go ahead Dad, tell us what you think." The two of them completly mocking me. So I just say, "yes dear..."

[mamabearCali]

Even us women don't get other women.

That said, our culture has made an art form out of teaching men they are dolts. It bothers me. Women are not the amazing creatures of all knowledge and men are not dolts. We each have our strengths and weaknesses. I can clean up a room, supervise math work, and get dinner up all at the same time with the best or them. Ask me to make an excel file with formulas, conditional formatting, and pivot tables and I am 110% lost, but my husband is not only capable but makes good money doing it. I can bake bread. My husband can build our bed. I can teach reading. Chris can teach calculus.

Our culture has said that men are doltish and disorganized. My husband works a full-time job, is taking 12 credit hours (has a 4.0 at the moment), spends time with his children, volunteers for civil air patrol, and is a college umpire. He is not a dolt or disorganized.


Give yourself some credit men. You do good work. Together we make a great team.

[JP171]

Even us women don't get other women.

That said, our culture has made an art form out of teaching men they are dolts. It bothers me. Women are not the amazing creatures of all knowledge and men are not dolts. We each have our strengths and weaknesses. I can clean up a room, supervise math work, and get dinner up all at the same time with the best or them. Ask me to make an excel file with formulas, conditional formatting, and pivot tables and I am 110% lost, but my husband is not only capable but makes good money doing it. I can bake bread. My husband can build our bed. I can teach reading. Chris can teach calculus.

Our culture has said that men are doltish and disorganized. My husband works a full-time job, is taking 12 credit hours (has a 4.0 at the moment), spends time with his children, volunteers for civil air patrol, and is a college umpire. He is not a dolt or disorganized.


Give yourself some credit men. You do good work. Together we make a great team.

Mama, tell him to come see me at the Texas State Guard, more fun less pimples

[mamabearCali]

I would be it would be quite a drive as we live in Virginia!

He really enjoys teaching the kids, especially when he got to participate in a real world rescue as he and the cadets carried a 280lb man off the mountain. It is amazing what those kids can do when they have to!

[Oldgringo]

I know all about women. Just ask my wives.

[stroo]

I grew up with 5 sisters, no brothers. I raised 3 grown daughters. I have been married for 38 years. After all that experience, I can honestly tell you that I do not understand women!

I sure do love all the women in my life though.

[Pawpaw]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Bring him a drink
4. Rub his back.
So what’s so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

[WildBill]

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

*arrangements she thinks she made

[The Annoyed Man]

What happened to #30? How am I going to turn 25 years of marriage into 26 years without I know what #30 is?

[WildBill]

What happened to #30? How am I going to turn 25 years of marriage into 26 years without I know what #30 is?

She hasn't decided yet.

[The Annoyed Man]

What happened to #30? How am I going to turn 25 years of marriage into 26 years without I know what #30 is?

She hasn't decided yet.

There it is! I knew there was an answer a man could understand.

[Pawpaw]

What happened to #30? How am I going to turn 25 years of marriage into 26 years without I know what #30 is?

It's fixed now. You should have no problem with #30!

[VMI77]

Even us women don't get other women.

That said, our culture has made an art form out of teaching men they are dolts. It bothers me. Women are not the amazing creatures of all knowledge and men are not dolts. We each have our strengths and weaknesses. I can clean up a room, supervise math work, and get dinner up all at the same time with the best or them. Ask me to make an excel file with formulas, conditional formatting, and pivot tables and I am 110% lost, but my husband is not only capable but makes good money doing it. I can bake bread. My husband can build our bed. I can teach reading. Chris can teach calculus.

Our culture has said that men are doltish and disorganized. My husband works a full-time job, is taking 12 credit hours (has a 4.0 at the moment), spends time with his children, volunteers for civil air patrol, and is a college umpire. He is not a dolt or disorganized.


Give yourself some credit men. You do good work. Together we make a great team.

The result of four decades of radical feminism. And it wrecked havoc on our society for both men and women. Especially young men and women.

[The Annoyed Man]

What happened to #30? How am I going to turn 25 years of marriage into 26 years without I know what #30 is?

It's fixed now. You should have no problem with #30!

Phew! I was worried there for a second.

[SQLGeek]

25 years of marriage taught me this:

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This image is all wrong. The womans on off switch should read "hot /cold"

Actually I think it should say "You should just know."

mamaBear, your hubby is a fellow baseball umpire? He's alright in my book.