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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:19 pm
by OldSchool
sjfcontrol wrote:OldSchool wrote:
24 hours, last I heard, but the BLS may change the rules.
Not sure what the BLS is, but it's only 24 hours at midnight. Therefore tomorrow comes right soon!
Bureau of
Lies and -- uh,sorry
--
Labor
Statistics.
The folks who give a number one week, then always revise it -- and always worse -- the next week.
So, it wouldn't be surprising if they said a day was 24 hours, then later said it was really 23.5....
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:26 pm
by VoiceofReason
Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:30 pm
by WildBill
VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:34 pm
by The Mad Moderate
WildBill wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:35 pm
by WildBill
loadedliberal wrote:WildBill wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:52 pm
by VoiceofReason
Pope facepalm.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:12 pm
by OldSchool
WildBill wrote:loadedliberal wrote:WildBill wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
No, the present would be a faster keyboard....
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:14 pm
by The Mad Moderate
OldSchool wrote:WildBill wrote:loadedliberal wrote:WildBill wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
No, the present would be a faster keyboard....
It was meant as a joke folks.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:29 pm
by sjfcontrol
There are no jokes in this thread-- only jokers.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:34 pm
by The Annoyed Man
loadedliberal wrote:WildBill wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
If a hen can lay an egg an hour, and if a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in an hour and-a-half, how many monkeys does it take to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:40 pm
by VoiceofReason
Depends on what day of the week it is.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:51 pm
by RttlTrap
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:53 pm
by Skiprr
RttlTrap wrote:What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Wot? An African or a European swallow?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:56 pm
by Lonest4r
Skiprr wrote:RttlTrap wrote:What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Wot? An African or a European swallow?
HAHAHAHAHA
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:03 pm
by OldSchool
RttlTrap wrote:What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cannot derive velocity from airspeed, which requires a triple-loop overhand integration, with a cube root of the color at that moment.