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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A 12-gauge, what do you think?

longhorn_92 wrote:Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

I guess I will finally have to see that movie!

WildBill wrote:

longhorn_92 wrote:Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

I guess I will finally have to see that movie!

It's only like the best movie ever!!!

Russell wrote:Absolutely awesome movie if you enjoy "odd" comedy of that genre... like me!

You're odd comedy of that genre?

Not quite a movie but from the recent Lonesome Dove


We are Texas Rangers! Our jurisdiction is wherever we happen to be!
-Gus McCrae

I would post something from Serenity, but the Firefly quotes are better. (And I'm sure everybody knows them already).

T3hK1w1 wrote:I would post something from Serenity, but the Firefly quotes are better. (And I'm sure everybody knows them already).

You mean like this?

Zoë: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

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...............I'll be back.

220, 221 whatever it takes!!!!

from MR. MOM when guy asked Michael Keaton if he was going to run 220 electrical.

With all the other geezers around her, ' surprised no one has yet mentioned Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

"Who ARE those guys?"

and "If he wins ....., shoot him."

John Wayne- The Shootist

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."