Re: When stopped by a law enforcement officer
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:11 pm
What's the point of the officer stopping if he's just going to start again?wrinkles wrote:Last time I was pulled over by DPS I didn't say anything about a gun just have him my DL and CHL. Guy was cool just asked if I had a weapon, I said yes on my left hip, he said well just keep it there.
Reminds me of another one.terryg wrote:Reminds me of a joke I once heard:
Two cajuns were speeding over the state line into Texas and get lit up. The trooper walks up to the driver door and raps on the glass. When the driver rolls the window down, the officer whacks him on the back of the head with his night stick. "Whatdya do that for?" ask the driver. The trooper responds "Yer in Texas now son. In Texas, when a police officer pulls you over, you had better have your licence and insurance ready for 'em when he gets to your door."
The officer proceeds to write and issue the ticket, then he walks around to the passenger door and raps on the glass. The passenger rolls his window down and the officer whacks him on the back of the head with his night stick as well. "Dude, why are you hittin' me with that thing? I'm not driving!" The officer replies "I'm just giving you your wish. You know as well as I do that a few miles down the road - after I let you go - your gonna turn to your buddy all tough like and say 'Man, I sure wish that *#!*$ would have tried that with me!'"
LEO stops this guy says "Sir the reason I stopped you is because you ran that stop sign." The driver says "I slowed down, there was no car coming. What's the difference?" The LEO takes his flash light out and starts beating the guy about the head and shoulders with it. He then says "OK do you want me to slow down or stop?"