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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:35 pm
by Kythas
Those were not the droids I've been looking for.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:09 am
by apostate
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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:42 am
by A-R
The farce will be with you, always ....

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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:28 pm
by OldSchool
apostate wrote:Image
Yup, that's an droid, sure 'nuff.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:09 pm
by The Annoyed Man
i8godzilla wrote:I wonder what company makes this trailer hitch.

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I could be wrong, but that looks just like a certain turn on the Angeles Crest Highway back in California. Of course........there are no lakes on the Angeles Crest Highway.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:40 pm
by RttlTrap
A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:48 pm
by LikesShinyThings
RttlTrap wrote:A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
Graceland. Paul Simon? Don't remember the song title, but love it.

Midnight on the ocean -- a poem (sorta)

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:56 pm
by sjfcontrol

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'Twas midnight on the ocean,            	Her children all were orphans,
Not a streetcar was in sight,           		Except one a tiny tot,
So I stepped into a cigar store         		Who had a home across the way
To ask them for a light.                		Above a vacant lot.

The man behind the counter              	As I gazed through the oaken door
Was a woman, old and gray,              	A whale went drifting by,
Who used to peddle doughnuts            	Its six legs hanging in the air,
On the road to Mandalay.                		So I kissed her goodbye.

She said "Good morning, stranger",      	This story has a morale
Her eyes were dry with tears,           		As you can plainly see,
As she put her head between her feet    Don't mix your gin with whiskey
And stood that way for years.           		On the deep and dark blue sea.

               -- Midnight On The Ocean

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:17 pm
by OldSchool
RttlTrap wrote:A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
I'll bite: Why? :headscratch

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:02 am
by gigag04
OldSchool wrote:
RttlTrap wrote:A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
I'll bite: Why? :headscratch
Beer. Sedentary lifestyle.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:36 am
by i8godzilla
Beer? Did someone say beer?

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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:46 am
by sjfcontrol
Uuummmmm, Beeeeerrrr!
:cheers2:

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:07 am
by Ameer
gigag04 wrote:
OldSchool wrote:
RttlTrap wrote:A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
I'll bite: Why? :headscratch
Beer. Sedentary lifestyle.
HARDEN UP!

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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:29 am
by RttlTrap
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:18 am
by LikesShinyThings
RttlTrap wrote:Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
"rlol"

<waiting for the next stanza.... uh oh, I'm starting to turn blue>