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Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:50 pm**

cctcaden wrote:You keep a spatula in the car for the cookies baking on the dash

we did that at the office last week. yup it worked.

car got up to 180 degrees.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:01 pm**

It's so hot, budget 1911s come with a free carry melt.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:36 pm**

that you can see six cows in a shade spot that normally accommodates only two.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:47 pm**

When a cold beer in the shade doesn't sound all that appealing.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:05 pm**

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:22 pm**

Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:39 pm**

tacticool wrote:Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

That's SO last page.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:13 pm**

USA1 wrote:
tacticool wrote:Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

That's SO last page.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:44 pm**

When the lead in your hollow points melts out!

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:35 pm**

... the road repair crews can use the saw to cut the asphalt because it keeps healing itself behind the saw ...

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:57 pm**

Football season is around the corner and I'm not sure I can bear to brave the heat for it...

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:12 am**

...when you consider carrying past a legit 30.06 sign because your pistol will be blistering hot upon returning to you vehicle....5 minutes later.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:44 am**

When you wonder why your solar panels quit working, and upon checking them you see they are covered with signs saying "I surrender"

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:05 am**

When you want to punch the heat in the face.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:46 am**

USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.

I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler...

YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???