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She agreed it was Strange, and that she was glad I was armed (first time I've heard that).
She also talked to a Morman guy in her class, he said it was odd too

We don't need no stinkin' cowbells.

casingpoint wrote:We don't need no stinkin' cowbells.

marksiwel wrote:She also talked to a Morman guy in her class, he said it was odd too

Are you saying that you don't think it was Mormons? Maybe Moonies or something? I am pretty sure they weren't Quakers. Quakers would have tried to sell you furniture and would have made their escape via horse and buggy.

03Lightningrocks wrote:

marksiwel wrote:She also talked to a Morman guy in her class, he said it was odd too

Are you saying that you don't think it was Mormons? Maybe Moonies or something? I am pretty sure they weren't Quakers. Quakers would have tried to sell you furniture and would have made their escape via horse and buggy.

Don't mean to get technical since it was a joke, but methinks you mean Amish. Quakers use vehicles and make good oats <g>

Which brings me to my whimsy.... what goes clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clipitty clop, clipitty clop?

Amish drive by shootings!

wgoforth wrote:

03Lightningrocks wrote:

marksiwel wrote:She also talked to a Morman guy in her class, he said it was odd too

Are you saying that you don't think it was Mormons? Maybe Moonies or something? I am pretty sure they weren't Quakers. Quakers would have tried to sell you furniture and would have made their escape via horse and buggy.

Don't mean to get technical since it was a joke, but methinks you mean Amish. Quakers use vehicles and make good oats <g>

Which brings me to my whimsy.... what goes clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clipitty clop, clipitty clop?

Amish drive by shootings!

Great joke... and your right... Amish use the horse and buggy. LOL... now I have this picture of an Amish drive by shooting in my head... Thanks a lot.

OK, enough tomfoolery and back on topic please.

Keith B wrote:OK, enough tomfoolery and back on topic please.

would it be possible to have a separate section for clean gun related jokes?

wgoforth wrote:

Keith B wrote:OK, enough tomfoolery and back on topic please.

would it be possible to have a separate section for clean gun related jokes?

If it is gun related, the off-topic section will allow it, but not a place to jsut post jokes or lots of them.

03Lightningrocks wrote:

wgoforth wrote:

03Lightningrocks wrote:

marksiwel wrote:She also talked to a Morman guy in her class, he said it was odd too

Are you saying that you don't think it was Mormons? Maybe Moonies or something? I am pretty sure they weren't Quakers. Quakers would have tried to sell you furniture and would have made their escape via horse and buggy.

Don't mean to get technical since it was a joke, but methinks you mean Amish. Quakers use vehicles and make good oats <g>

Which brings me to my whimsy.... what goes clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clipitty clop, clipitty clop?

Amish drive by shootings!

Great joke... and your right... Amish use the horse and buggy. LOL... now I have this picture of an Amish drive by shooting in my head... Thanks a lot.

I guess there were three flintlock pistols involved...

No one here has made the assertion that clean cut = good guy, despite what some are implying with cute pictures of Ted Bundy, et al. No one made that assertion at all. What was said is that someone's body language and mannerisms say more than their superficial outward appearance.

Heck, most of those people I don't even recognize and know nothing about but just from their pictures I can tell that they are no good. I can see it in the eyes.

bdickens wrote:Heck, most of those people I don't even recognize and know nothing about but just from their pictures I can tell that they are no good. I can see it in the eyes.

Mine were: Ted Bundy, John Gacy, and the Green River Killer.

The problem can be in knowing how "no good" they are. A salesman who's planning to scam you may have the same look as a mugger using a salesman cover to get close. Unfortunately, shooting the salesman is frowned upon.

KD5NRH wrote:

bdickens wrote:Heck, most of those people I don't even recognize and know nothing about but just from their pictures I can tell that they are no good. I can see it in the eyes.

Mine were: Ted Bundy, John Gacy, and the Green River Killer.

The problem can be in knowing how "no good" they are. A salesman who's planning to scam you may have the same look as a mugger using a salesman cover to get close. Unfortunately, shooting the salesman is frowned upon.

Or even a certain riding mower salesman! <g>.......

KD5NRH wrote:The problem can be in knowing how "no good" they are. A salesman who's planning to scam you may have the same look as a mugger using a salesman cover to get close. Unfortunately, shooting the salesman is frowned upon.

Same with a mugger before he threatens you, but it's completely legal to say "NO!" to both scavengers.

There's a big difference in the look in someone's eyes between "What does this guy want" and "is this guy going to cut out my liver and eat it."

Look at Scott Peterson's eyes or Ted Bundy's. Notice the soulless look, the total lack of empathy. There's something inhuman there.