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Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:56 am
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler...
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:17 am
by SQLGeek
USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler...
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval.
You need to chill.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:29 am
by surprise_i'm_armed
...the new Campbell Soup can (Texas edition) instructions say
"Open and serve".
SIA
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:41 pm
by tauruspt145
SQLGeek wrote:USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler...
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval.
You need to chill.
cooler heads would prevail
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:16 pm
by OldCurlyWolf
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:...the new Campbell Soup can (Texas edition) instructions say
"Open and serve".
SIA
Naw, that's not hot. Hot is when the instructions say "Open, add Ice Water and Serve".
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:32 am
by sjfcontrol
Dashboard Smores!
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:54 pm
by RoyGBiv
When your upstairs A/C dies and it's 104'F in your home office.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:41 pm
by Express
the tap water taste like dirt.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:52 pm
by strider67
...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:05 am
by marinemom
when you take a shower turning on hot water tap only, because the water in the water heater is colder than what comes from the pipes outside
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:17 am
by 74novaman
strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8....
). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:29 am
by USA1
74novaman wrote:strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8....
). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
I've given up on my backyard since no one sees it (cept for google maps) and turned all attention to the front, just trying to keep it on life support until it rains.
Personally, I don't think it's ever gonna rain again.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:34 am
by SQLGeek
USA1 wrote:74novaman wrote:strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8....
). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
I've given up on my backyard since no one sees it (cept for google maps) and turned all attention to the front, just trying to keep it on life support until it rains.
Personally, I don't think it's ever gonna rain again.
Same here...in fact we're going one further and removing a good portion of our sod in our backyard to put in a patio deck....this Saturday none the less.
We water the backyard enough to keep the foundation from going hinky on us and that's about it for the back.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:47 am
by sjfcontrol
Only in Texas does it get so hot you have to water your foundation!
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:58 am
by USA1
...when you look at the seven day forecast and it looks like a computer program with all the ones and zero's.