Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:17 pm
Hopefully no one needed Tough Actin' Tinactin....speedsix wrote:...kinda gave the wine a "special, family" flavor, huh...
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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:30 pm
Top 10 things to never say to a cop
1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:00 pm
Now we have gin and juice.The Annoyed Man wrote:In his old standup routines, Red Fox used to talk a out drinking "champipple"......Ripple and 7Up.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:31 pm
loadedliberal wrote:Top 10 things to never say to a cop
1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
...been laughin' at liberals all my life...why should today be any different?!!!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:19 pm
Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:21 pm
USA1 wrote:Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.
Pass it on.
Get your **** hands off me you **** dirty ape!!!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:31 pm
terryg wrote:USA1 wrote:Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.
Pass it on.
Get your **** hands off me you **** dirty ape!!!
It's a mad house! A mad house!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:53 pm
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:16 am
I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:40 am
#5 followed by "Speaking of trained specialist" and #7 =loadedliberal wrote:Top 10 things to never say to a cop
1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
BZZzzZZZzZZZZzzZTtTTTtTTTTTt *quivering on the ground*Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:48 am
sjfcontrol wrote:I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:22 pm
Is my old trunk monkey obsolete now?
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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:40 pm
I didn't see any monkeys hanging around when the shuttle landed -- would have been an excellent gag!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:08 pm
I know, right? And here in 100 degree heat I wore that Ape costume all day and night into the morning in case they looked down while flying over before landing and ...sjfcontrol wrote:I didn't see any monkeys hanging around when the shuttle landed -- would have been an excellent gag!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:18 pm
I almost feel sorry for the actor who plays Cesar. He also played Gollum (and King Kong) so in his shoes I would be wondering if that's a reflection of my looks. But I'd still take the paycheck.terryg wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.