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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:25 pm
by sjfcontrol
Question One of Four...
How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:29 pm
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:Question One of Four...
How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:30 pm
by boba
1. open the refrigerator
2. put the giraffe inside
3. close the door
step 3 is optional
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:41 pm
by USA1
boba wrote:1. open the refrigerator
2. put the giraffe inside
3. close the door
step 3 is optional
No Googling allowed.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:47 pm
by sjfcontrol
Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:03 pm
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.
Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:14 pm
by sjfcontrol
USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.
Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.
WRONG! the steps are....
1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!
Question three of four-- they get more complex now.
The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:27 pm
by BLG
sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.
Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.
WRONG! the steps are....
1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!
Question three of four-- they get more complex now.
The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
The rino, he's in the refridgerator.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:30 pm
by apostate
sjfcontrol wrote:The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
The Unicorn.
P.S. You guys need a bigger icebox if you can't fit them both in there. What do you do when company comes?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:31 pm
by BLG
What's a rino?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:32 pm
by RPB
this is odd
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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:35 pm
by apostate
BLG wrote:What's a rino?
Republican
In
Name
Only
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:44 pm
by BLG
apostate wrote:BLG wrote:What's a rino?
Republican
In
Name
Only
Whew! I thught he was trying to stuff a Rhino in the icebox.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:46 pm
by BLG
of course, he would have to lop off the "h" to get the poor critter to fit
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:55 pm
by WildBill
BLG wrote:of course, he would have to lop off the "h" to get the poor critter to fit
Ouch! That might hurt.
