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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:10 pm
by speedsix
...people were riding the alligator first???
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:12 pm
by VoiceofReason
speedsix wrote:VoiceofReason wrote:WildBill wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?
To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke.
To show the opossum it
could be done.
...armadillo..A R M A D I L L O...
Why did the armadillo cross the road????
Doesn’t work.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:14 pm
by speedsix
...YOU go out and try to get a job with a face like that...
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:52 pm
by terryg
tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
guess what comes next?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:58 pm
by paulhailes
terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
guess what comes next?
tick tock?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:01 pm
by speedsix
...CUCKOO???
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:19 am
by sjfcontrol
KABOOM!!??
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:12 am
by 7075-T7
water-gator...
I wonder if aligators are scared of spiders? Rarely does one see them together.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:39 am
by sjfcontrol
terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
guess what comes next?
If you're referring to Captain Hook -- that was a crocodile.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:52 am
by terryg
paulhailes wrote:terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
guess what comes next?
tick tock?
Correct . Athough I like the Captain Hook reference.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:51 am
by i8godzilla
sjfcontrol wrote:terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
guess what comes next?
If you're referring to Captain Hook -- that was a crocodile.
Now this is a crocodile:
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:55 am
by LikesShinyThings
i8godzilla wrote:
Now this is a crocodile:
I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:58 am
by sjfcontrol
LikesShinyThings wrote:i8godzilla wrote:
Now this is a crocodile:
I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
Romancing the Stone?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:04 am
by USA1
LikesShinyThings wrote:i8godzilla wrote:
Now this is a crocodile:
I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
And belt, wallet, holster, pimp hat, ect.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:10 am
by RPB
bisque and boots