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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:29 pm
by LikesShinyThings
apostate wrote:LikesShinyThings wrote:SQLGeek wrote:Second verse, same as the first....I'mmmmm Henry the VIII I am!
My name's not Henry, and I'm not the eighth of anything. However, I am the first of my parents' children to establish residence in this glorious state of Texas.
Something tells me you're into something good.
Well I sure think so. I don't ever want to move out of Texas. Best state in the Union, bar none. I love this state.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:16 pm
by sjfcontrol
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:54 pm
by Shoot Straight
Spread out
When you're
On the road
Or two for one
The IED get
When it explode
Afghan Shave
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:15 pm
by mikeintexas
This almost dropped off the first page... Can't have that!
BTT
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:14 pm
by terryg
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:50 am
by paulhailes
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:04 pm
by USA1
...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:09 pm
by sjfcontrol
USA1 wrote:...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
I see you're committed to hi-tech!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:12 pm
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
I see you're committed to hi-tech!
Yeah, you just push the button and walk away. Perfect popcorn every time. I think it uses majic or something.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:34 pm
by apostate
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:45 pm
by SQLGeek
USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
I see you're committed to hi-tech!
Yeah, you just push the button and walk away. Perfect popcorn every time. I think it uses majic or something.
So you're the jerk that's always burning popcorn in the break room...
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:22 pm
by USA1
SQLGeek wrote:USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
I see you're committed to hi-tech!
Yeah, you just push the button and walk away. Perfect popcorn every time. I think it uses majic or something.
So you're the jerk that's always burning popcorn in the break room...
Is there any worse smell than burned popcorn?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:24 pm
by sjfcontrol
USA1 wrote:
Is there any worse smell than burned popcorn?
Yes.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:24 pm
by SQLGeek
USA1 wrote:SQLGeek wrote:USA1 wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:...just discovered the popcorn button on my microwave.
Life is good.
I see you're committed to hi-tech!
Yeah, you just push the button and walk away. Perfect popcorn every time. I think it uses majic or something.
So you're the jerk that's always burning popcorn in the break room...
Is there any worse smell than burned popcorn?
Yes. Mystery seafood dishes being reheated in the microwave in the aforementioned breakroom. Almost a daily occurence.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:17 pm
by terryg
The last one?
?????
