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Top 10 Reasons...

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by anygunanywhere
How about some humor!

Top 10 Reasons Why Most Men Favor Handguns Over Women.

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.


#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...

#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!


BTW, HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY TO ALL OF US VETERANS!!! :D :D

A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MARINES OUT THERE!! :D :D

Anygunanywhere
U. S. Navy Submarine Service
Sonar Technician First Class
1972-1978

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:36 pm
by KinnyLee
lol. I know I keep buying handguns for a reason. I sitll need to work on the women part though. :shock: