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Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:00 pm
by texasgirl
I was doing a search for a small safe and found this "rlol"
I guess if you live in the UK you don't have many options

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_ ... table.html
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It is reported that 50% of people in London are worried about security and sleep with some form of self-defence to hand, for use against intruders.

The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.


Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:06 pm
by propellerhead
Poor Brits.

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:10 pm
by thankGod
That is funny! :lol:

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:27 pm
by WarHawk-AVG
Bring a club to a knife or a gun fight...because the badguys will outnumber and outgun you

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:37 pm
by G.C.Montgomery
Sorry, but if the dork in the t-shirt came after me with that stick, I'd have to beat him with it.

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:05 pm
by WildBill
G.C.Montgomery wrote:Sorry, but if the dork in the t-shirt came after me with that stick, I'd have to beat him with it.
:smilelol5:

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:07 pm
by TDDude
STOP, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, I'M ARMED AND WILL SWING

Do they have finger print recognition before it can come apart. Most victims are killed by their own weapon you know. :coolgleamA:

Does the shield haven accessory rail? Will my SureFire work with it?

How about a batting glove?

Do they have a backpack model?

Maybe we can come up with a mount for the car. The shield can go behind the seat and the bad can go between the drivers seat and the door?

Is Tucker making a scabbard or holster for it yet? Can it conceal?

Can I stop now?

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:53 pm
by dukalmighty
When i was visiting my wife in Canada she had a louisville slugger in the bedroom,and i was unarmed after i crossed the border,she did not have the cool shield :smilelol5: I wonder if they ship worldwide,i could use one to sit my 1911 45 on ;-)

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:58 pm
by stevie_d_64
The scene with the Black Knight on Monty Python's (Holy Grail) comes to mind...

"NONE SHALL PASS!"

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:56 pm
by WarHawk-AVG
Here is the American version of that table

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sorry for the horrible photoshop..I'm not an arteest

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:09 am
by asleepatthereel
Why should they be afraid to sleep in their homes? Didnt the Brit Govt outlaw handguns? Surely the crime rate, if any has gone to practically nothing after getting rid of those nasty evil guns.

I dont know how true it is, but someone told me that they were also outlawing sharp pointed knives because they were seeing a rise in stabbings, and that steak knives were now illegal in Britain.
:headscratch

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:34 am
by htxred
i have 2 of those.

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:50 am
by locknload
I really liked his "Wake Up Alarm." "rlol"

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/index.shtml

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:46 am
by DoubleJ
stevie_d_64 wrote:The scene with the Black Knight on Monty Python's (Holy Grail) comes to mind...

"NONE SHALL PASS!"
It's just a flesh wound!

your arms off!
no it's not.

COME BACK HERE!


sheesh, the brits could just use their crazy teeth as a weapon....


guess now they have to ban bedside tables!!

Re: Who needs a gun? when you have a Safe Bedside Table

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:53 am
by htxred
comes in handy when wives attack in the middle of the night.