A new addition to the Army Field Manual...
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:58 pm
Saw this on HandgunForum.net and thought there would be a few interested parties here. Marginally SFW, but I dunno about the 10-year-old rule. In a nutshell, it is 213 things that Army Spc. "Skippy" Schwartz was either specifically ordered, or was present when other soldiers were ordered, not to do.
http://skippyslist.com/list/
A preview:
#57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?�
#80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.
#105. I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.
And probably the overarching rule:
#87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
http://skippyslist.com/list/
A preview:
#57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?�
#80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.
#105. I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.
And probably the overarching rule:
#87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.