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BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:14 pm
by Tim the Teacher
This is a case where keeping your booger picker off the trigger was a very good idea.....
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... 672f7.html
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:23 pm
by TDDude
This reminds me a lot of that final Life of Brian bit where that "suicide front" group comes to save Brian but then only ends up killing themselves.
I'm not quite sure why that image came into my head. Maybe it's because this sounds like it would have made a great Monty Python skit anyway.
I wonder if he was using that new holster called "The Not So Smart Carry"??
What can I say?? I also liked Sweeney Todd when the only way you could see it was on stage.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:01 pm
by The Annoyed Man
PERFECT!
I hope I never have somebody kick my door down like that, but if he does, I sure hope he does me the same favor so I can go back to watching Andy of Mayberry reruns.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:34 pm
by tboesche
Why can't all BG's be this efficient?
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:50 pm
by SC1903A3
Another Darwin Award prize recipient.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:55 pm
by M9FAN
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:10 pm
by Glock 23
apparently no one told him that "gangsta carrying" a pistol ain't that safe.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:50 pm
by bdickens
Does the homeowner get to keep the gun as a souvenir?
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:20 pm
by flechero
as he pulled a gun out of his pants to shoot the homeowner
So glad he shot himself first... he was just going to shoot the homeowner as he busted in. I hope the shock wore off in seconds and he bled out slowly and painfully.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:08 pm
by tarkus
I love a happy ending.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:57 pm
by texasgirl
Just more proof that you can't cure stupid.
Though you grind a fool in a mortar,
grinding him like grain with a pestle,
you will not remove his folly from him.
Proverbs 27:22
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:38 am
by Lodge2004
I bet explaining that to the first LEO on the scene was challenging for the homeowner...
Homeowner - He kicked in my door, shot himself and then ran away.
LEO - Sir...have you been drinking?
Homeowner - No...seriously...i never touched the man and don't even own a gun.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:26 am
by KD5NRH
texasgirl wrote:Just more proof that you can't cure stupid.
Though you grind a fool in a mortar,
grinding him like grain with a pestle,
you will not remove his folly from him.
Proverbs 27:22
Can we get Mythbusters to test that? I have a large supply of fools available that they can use.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:57 pm
by casingpoint
Just a few months ago, some guy robbing a convenience store (Indianapolis?) shot himself in a testicle when he returned his handgun to his Mexican carry holster.
Re: BG shoots himself resulting in death
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:32 am
by DoubleActionCHL
TADA!!!!
