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What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:17 pm
by Elvis
Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."
The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."
The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:49 am
by bdickens
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:30 pm
by jimlongley
Elvis wrote:The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!" [/b]
Be virtually impossible for someone to say about me at mine, I expect to be ashes by then.
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:23 pm
by bryang
That's a good one, Elvis!
-geo
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:14 am
by KBCraig
jimlongley wrote:Elvis wrote:The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!" [/b]
Be virtually impossible for someone to say about me at mine, I expect to be ashes by then.
I hope my ashes get a response like
Bruddah Iz got:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM
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Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:33 pm
by longhorn_92
I tell you what.....Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole could really sing!
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:18 pm
by KBCraig
longhorn_92 wrote:I tell you what.....Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole could really sing!
Yes he could. And he was a master of many musical styles while playing the ukulele.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_YfyKahP-0
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Sorry for taking this off-topic. I just happened to have an Iz DVD from Netflix when this thread came up.
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:45 pm
by airbornerangerboogie
Where did the money go and why are his guns in the casket.
Re: What will they say at your funeral
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:52 pm
by getnit1
Elvis wrote:Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."
The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."
The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"
Thats pretty good.