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HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:14 pm
by NORMAN
Gun buying out of control !! I thought i heard my three Kimbers saying that they needed an Ed Brown Commander 45 ACP for a big brother !! does any body else hear these voices

I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:22 pm
by dicion
NORMAN wrote:Gun buying out of control !! I thought i heard my three Kimbers saying that they needed an Ed Brown Commander 45 ACP for a big brother !! does any body else hear these voices

I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??
If there was, I'm sure it would only cause you to want even MORE guns..
I can only see how this would go...
Bob: "My name is Bob, and I'm a Handgunaholic..."
Everyone: "Hi Bob"
Bob: "The other day, I bought myself a Ruger LCP..."
Joe: ".. Really? how is it?"
Bob: "It's Actually Awesome... and I Totally found it on sale at Academy"
Joe: "Which Academy?"
Bob: "The one on the corner here... just over there! They had a dozen in stock!"
*Joe runs out the door, heading towards Academy, followed by half the group.
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:29 pm
by joe817
Don't laugh, but ya know, that's a true emotion. I felt it I don't know how many times when I set up at the Ft.Worth or Dallas Market Hall gun shows. And nothing would quench the thirst.....except quenching the thirst!

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:30 pm
by USA1
whew , i thought i was the only one .

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:32 pm
by joe817
USA1 wrote:whew , i thought i was the only one .

A lil' birdy tole me you quenched
your thirst today!
Now I'm jealous, don't you know!
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:35 pm
by USA1
joe817 wrote:USA1 wrote:whew , i thought i was the only one .

A lil' birdy tole me you quenched
your thirst today!
Now I'm jealous, don't you know!
since Joe let the cat out of the bag , i would like to announce i have put a Ruger LCP on law-away.

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:39 pm
by joe817
I did??

Opppssss. Sorrrryyyyyyy
What a great gun. I'm still jealous.

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:52 pm
by dicion
I think I need to go visit Tomball Pawn, and test out their Layaway program... strictly for scientific research, of course.
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:46 pm
by USA1
joe817 wrote:I did??

Opppssss. Sorrrryyyyyyy

no problem

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:47 pm
by USA1
dicion wrote:I think I need to go visit Tomball Pawn, and test out their Layaway program... strictly for scientific research, of course.
let me know , i live just minutes away .

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:12 pm
by dicion
Ahh, a fellow scientist, wanting to join me in my research! Excellent! We will make plans then for a research expedition...
I think I've decided that I need a smaller handgun for certain circumstances. A Full Size 1911 is fine, and my 3" will probably work for most situations, however, if I have to go even more concealed, I'm going to need something a might bit smaller.
... Of course, it's caliber will start with .4... but I'm thinking with a '0' after it rather than a '5'...
I'm not going pocket carry, as my pockets are already full on a daily basis.
I can't believe I'm considering this.. but maybe a.... plastic gun.....
Do they make the XD SubCompact in .40?
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:17 pm
by USA1
dicion wrote:
I can't believe I'm considering this.. but maybe a.... plastic gun.....
welcome to the dark side

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:21 pm
by dicion
USA1 wrote:
welcome to the dark side

Are there cookies?
Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:12 pm
by The Annoyed Man
NORMAN wrote:I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??
Back in the early days of the jogging craze in the 1970s, there used to be a
Joggers Anonymous. If you felt an uncontrollable urge to go running, you could call their 800 number, and someone would come over to your house with a six-pack of beer and a bag of pretzels. Maybe if there is a Handguns Anonymous, when you call their 800 number, they rat you out to your wife and
she handles the dissuasion.

Re: HEARING VOICES !!!
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:31 pm
by joe817
The Annoyed Man wrote:NORMAN wrote:I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??
Back in the early days of the jogging craze in the 1970s, there used to be a
Joggers Anonymous. If you felt an uncontrollable urge to go running, you could call their 800 number, and someone would come over to your house with a six-pack of beer and a bag of pretzels. Maybe if there is a Handguns Anonymous, when you call their 800 number, they rat you out to your wife and
she handles the dissuasion.


I love it! That is ssooooooo funny!