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Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:48 pm
by seamusTX
- Do you know who I am? (implying that one is politically connected)
- I pay your salary.
- You can't arrest me.
- I only had two beers.
- You're not going to look in my trunk, are you?
Any others?
- Jim
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:54 pm
by Carrots
"Shouldn't you be out catching real criminals?"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:54 pm
by USA1
cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?
joe187 - not that i know of .
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:59 pm
by mymojo
"If you're gonna write me the ticket I don't need the lecture."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:02 pm
by karl
"ok, ok.... OK I GET IT, can you hurry up I gotta be somewhere, that's why I was speeding in the first place!"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:14 pm
by Revet
"Ocifer, I swear I ain't had a drink to drop."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:22 pm
by The Annoyed Man
seamusTX wrote:- Do you know who I am? (implying that one is politically connected)
- I pay your salary.
- You can't arrest me.
- I only had two beers.
- You're not going to look in my trunk, are you?
Any others?
- Jim
"
I HAVE A GUN!!!"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:22 pm
by pdubyoo
- Your radar gun is wrong
- I know the mayor
- I know how fast I was going...do you?
- You had to speed to catch-up with me...so who's in the wrong here?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:24 pm
by The Annoyed Man
"I swear to ga.... to ga.... I promise yah ociffer, I had only tee martoonis."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:25 pm
by Crossfire
You want me to do WHAT? Heck, I couldn't do that even if I was sober!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:25 pm
by pdubyoo
Whanna see my gun?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:27 pm
by mikeintexas
My ex-wife ran off with a cop. I thought maybe it was you and you were trying to bring her back to me!
(Good thing my wife doesn't read this! (ex- or present!))
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:38 pm
by Kythas
- Want a donut?
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Are you Andy or Barney?
- Yeah? Let me see YOUR license and insurance!
- Does it smell like weed in here to you?
- Are you the guy from the Village People?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:59 pm
by lrb111
Slack time between Winchell's and Dunkin?
It wasn't me, it was someone that looks like me, I can't run that fast.
I told the guy on the phone I wasn't going to pay anymore dues to the Trooper's Association.
So, How's "don't ask, don't tell" treating you?