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Funny CONVERSATION/DISCUSSION/DISCOURSE at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:22 am
by chuckybrown
I stopped at the store last night to pick up some groceries on my way back in town. I'd grabbed what I needed, but stopped at the magazine rack to see if they had anything I might want to read. I'm standing there looking at the newest "Combat Handguns" magazine, and the butcher walks past me. "Great magazine" he said. I smiled and nodded. Then he shared "but Glocks are the only way to go". "Why" I asked him "because those are easily concealed" he replied. (obviously the economy has forced rocket scientists to take on part time butcher work). I said "Springfield is my choice", and he said "No, if you had one of those, everyone would know you're carrying". I smiled, he walked off, and I tugged at my belt to adjust my XDm under my shirt tucked neatly away in my SuperTuck, and headed to the checkouts.
Cracked me up.....
Oh, and don't waste your money on the magazine...nothing noteworthy in this issue...
C
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:46 am
by arnoldstrong
Gotta love when idiots open their mouths....nice work though!!
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:03 am
by LostInAustin
Nice!
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:47 am
by TxD
"Funny Convo at the Grocery Store"
I'm 63 years old but willing to learn, so help me out here.
What's a "Funny Convo"?
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:49 am
by joe817
What's a "Funny Convo
convo = conversation
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:55 am
by karder
Hmmmm, Glocks are great guns and all, but hardly the only choice that can be concealed. Maybe he was trying to sale you a glock! Seems like he is kind of an odd fellow. Perhaps he should have been pushing the specials at the meat counter instead!
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:57 am
by jsimmons
Maybe he was talking about a particular cut of meat.
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:05 pm
by dewayneward
funny, I conceal my Hi-point C9 (9mm) as my daily carry weapon and have not ever been looked at cross eyed. There are those that love "their" brand of gun and think that there is no other that comes close.
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:30 pm
by wheelgun1958
joe817 wrote:What's a "Funny Convo
convo = conversation
Why not just say conversation?
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:53 pm
by LostInAustin
And there are others who like to talk cool and say words like "Glock"....buzzwords!
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:06 pm
by jsimmons
wheelgun1958 wrote:joe817 wrote:What's a "Funny Convo
convo = conversation
Why not just say conversation?
Don't go there/their/they're. On the internet, it's impolite to/too/two point out illiteracy in any of its forms.
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:40 pm
by USA1
jsimmons wrote:
Don't go there/their/they're. On the internet, it's impolite to/too/two point out illiteracy in any of its forms.
is there an echo in here ?
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:04 pm
by LostInAustin
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:08 pm
by DoubleJ
Glad to see I'm not the only one who can drop a thread down the toilet with semantics.
Had a guy at WalMart tell me he carries a .45 because he only wants to shoot once. I laughed, and said, "You must be a really good shot!"
he, of course, conceded that he was...
Re: Funny Convo at the Grocery Store
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:45 pm
by Keith
Great storey. Have a XD45 4 inch and a sub compact 40 cal in 3 inch. Love them both and easy to carry. I love owning a gun that im very confident will shoot if ever needed. Not saying a Glock wouldnt I just know that my XD has never failed to fire either round.
