wisdom gained from Longtooth
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:28 pm
Longtooth always says something that I find both humorous and true. He compares his gun to his undergarments, meaning they're somewhat of a private matter.
A few Sundays ago, I was talking to a lady that rides with me when I deliver food once a month to elderly/disabled folks. She had brought a visitor to church (her neighbor), and we were sitting around talking.
Her visitor asks, "How long have you carried a gun?"
I wasn't really aware that my drawers were showing, so I covered my butt (the gun's butt), and apologized.
My friend that rides w/ me was shocked. (She's originally from New Jersey.) She asked why I never told her. I got to use Longtooth's line. I informed her that my gun was like my underwear: the only things that could make me purposely expose myself would be an extreme emergency or drunkenness, and that she wouldn't be seeing the latter from me.
She laughed for awhile, then got used to the idea.
(As it turned out, her visitor carries too.)
A few Sundays ago, I was talking to a lady that rides with me when I deliver food once a month to elderly/disabled folks. She had brought a visitor to church (her neighbor), and we were sitting around talking.
Her visitor asks, "How long have you carried a gun?"
I wasn't really aware that my drawers were showing, so I covered my butt (the gun's butt), and apologized.
My friend that rides w/ me was shocked. (She's originally from New Jersey.) She asked why I never told her. I got to use Longtooth's line. I informed her that my gun was like my underwear: the only things that could make me purposely expose myself would be an extreme emergency or drunkenness, and that she wouldn't be seeing the latter from me.
She laughed for awhile, then got used to the idea.
(As it turned out, her visitor carries too.)