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New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:15 pm
by fulano
Tried to search to see if this had been posted....

New gun being released by (fill in the blank) called "The Congressman"

It looks great but it doesn't work and you can't fire it. :mrgreen:

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:21 pm
by OldCannon
fulano wrote:Tried to search to see if this had been posted....

New gun being released by (fill in the blank) called "The Congressman"

It looks great but it doesn't work and you can't fire it. :mrgreen:
And even if you throw it out, you have to pay for it year after year. "rlol"

Wow...we can go on with this one forever :lol:

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:48 pm
by Teamless
If you break the law with it, you don't get penalized...

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:55 pm
by Heartland Patriot
The accompanying instruction manual will be as thick as a big-city phone book and all the important information will be scattered across enough pages to make it almost useless.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:02 pm
by apostate
fulano wrote:Tried to search to see if this had been posted....

New gun being released by (fill in the blank) called "The Congressman"

It looks great but it doesn't work and you can't fire it. :mrgreen:
The Congressman? That sounds like the high-dollar version of the Kimber 2011. viewtopic.php?f=83&t=43082" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:55 pm
by fulano
apostate wrote:
fulano wrote:Tried to search to see if this had been posted....

New gun being released by (fill in the blank) called "The Congressman"

It looks great but it doesn't work and you can't fire it. :mrgreen:
The Congressman? That sounds like the high-dollar version of the Kimber 2011. viewtopic.php?f=83&t=43082" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Yep. Its really close.

Except that you have to pay for The Congressman with a duffel bag of small unmarked bills. ;-)

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:00 pm
by tbrown
There's a rare model (maybe only a rumor) named The Honest Congressman that you only have to buy once a year and it stays bought.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:45 pm
by fulano
tbrown wrote:There's a rare model (maybe only a rumor) named The Honest Congressman that you only have to buy once a year and it stays bought.
I've heard of that one but it only shoots blanks...just makes a lot of noise.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:02 pm
by MasterOfNone
I'm told that they are not publishing any specs or other information - you have to buy it to see what it is.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:06 pm
by Dragonfighter
OT, how many here knew that a group of baboons is called a "congress"?

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:49 pm
by fulano
MasterOfNone wrote:I'm told that they are not publishing any specs or other information - you have to buy it to see what it is.
I don't know how they do it but, It has an automatic "windage" control that is constantly shifting the aim away from where the owner thinks it is pointed.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:33 pm
by Jumping Frog
The guns are not for sale in any gun store. They can only be purchased from a lobbyist.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:07 pm
by VoiceofReason
Most of the time it stays loaded.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:45 pm
by MeMelYup
Has no built in safety.

Re: New gun named The Congressman

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:53 pm
by johnferg69
I hear that some people under-the-age-limit have been caught with one!!!!