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FIRE AT THE GAS STATION

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even
though all the signs say not to.

The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands, and the fire crawled up her arm.

Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked and took off
running down the street.

A police car was at the intersection where it happened, and he tried to stop
her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming.

All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her in the leg. This took
everyone by surprise.

The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an
ambulance.

When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said,
"My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

~Bill

After all, she was waving a fire-arm.

Oh, groan! That's what I get for checking the boards after lunch.

lol heeheehee. I have several of those.

Ayyeeeeeeee

Good one.......Should be a blonde joke!! (no offense to blondes)

age_ranger wrote:Good one.......Should be a blonde joke!!

I can see where this is going. I may have to charge you double on Sat.

The Marshal wrote:FIRE AT THE GAS STATION

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even
though all the signs say not to.

The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands, and the fire crawled up her arm.

Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked and took off
running down the street.

A police car was at the intersection where it happened, and he tried to stop
her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming.

All the officer could think of doing was to shoot her in the leg. This took
everyone by surprise.

The officer ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an
ambulance.

When questioned about his course of action to stop her, the officer said,
"My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

~Bill

You got to be very bored at work, my friend!!! .. Hey, give me your thoughts on the OLY!
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