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Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:41 am
by sjfcontrol
It seems Obama is having problems with the "theme" of his reelection campaign. "Forward" seems stuck in neutral.
See Here
So, in the interest of bipartisanship, I propose this thread to help Obama come up with a campaign slogan.
My entry is...
Obama Slogan wrote:Obama -- Arming the cartels since 2009
Any other entries?
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:15 am
by 74novaman
Obama: The last 4 years were STILL Bush's fault.
Obama:4 more years to finish off capitalism
or my personal favorite:
Obama: Failure
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:26 pm
by Dan20703
Obama: Come on Dude! I was the Prez of the Choom Gang!
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:34 pm
by sjfcontrol
Maybe he should promise "Some Pot in every Chicken!"
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:43 pm
by smoothoperator
74novaman wrote:Obama: The last 4 years were STILL Bush's fault.
How about: The Next Four Years are Also Bush's Fault
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:54 pm
by speedsix
...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:03 pm
by smoothoperator
speedsix wrote:...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...
Some people are buying gold, silver and platinum because they're worried about a collapse.
I'm buying brass, lead and steel.
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:46 pm
by APynckel
smoothoperator wrote:speedsix wrote:...historians are gonna go with "You did it to yourselves"...
Some people are buying gold, silver and platinum because they're worried about a collapse.
I'm buying brass, lead and steel.
Don't forget brass steel and teflon :)
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:00 pm
by hillfighter
sjfcontrol wrote:It seems Obama is having problems with the "theme" of his reelection campaign. "Forward" seems stuck in neutral.
See Here
So, in the interest of bipartisanship, I propose this thread to help Obama come up with a campaign slogan.
My entry is...
Obama Slogan wrote:Obama -- Arming the cartels since 2009
Any other entries?
Obama 2012: You're racist if you don't vote for me.
Obama 2012: What comes after a Trillion?
Obama 2012: Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:06 pm
by speedsix
...I think you've just come up with a millions-selling bumper sticker!!!
...Obama 2012: Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:25 pm
by stealthfightrf17
How about I promise change, even if you don't want it
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:37 pm
by The Annoyed Man
"I hopey you changey."
"Republicans are evil. Don't be evil."
"I am rubber. You are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
"Tyler too and Tippecanoe."
"Eenie meeney miney mo. Pick the other guy and you're a schmo."
"Read my lips. I will raise taxes."
"Vote for me. I am good at looking busy."
"If I can't, I'll blame and If it gets done, I'll take credit."
"Judge me by what I say, not by what I do."
"It's more important to vote than to understand the issues."
"I promise to take lots of nice vacations at your expense."
I'd like to claim all of these, but only the first 5 are mine. Got the rest of them here:
http://www.funnycampaignslogans.org/. They have scads of them.
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:47 pm
by Jumping Frog
Let him struggle . . . .
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:56 pm
by speedsix
...it's gotta be a challenge to come up with something catchy enough that his voting base will be able to remember...and understand...
Re: Obama struggles with campaign theme
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:57 pm
by Jumping Frog
speedsix wrote:...it's gotta be a challenge to come up with something catchy enough that his voting base will be able to remember...and understand...
They don't need to understand, they just need to follow directions: vote early and vote often.