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"Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:02 pm
by chuckybrown
Took a buddy today to Carter's Country to buy his first deer rifle. I suggested the larger 2 rifle case for his purchase, as he may acquire another in the future, or want to take his shotgun and his rifle sometime.

Aw we are walking to the car, an older lady is climbing into her car, and right as she is almost fully seated swivels her head and asks loudly "is that an ASSAULT rifle"? I hold up the A-Bolt rifle box and ask "this"? At this point she is getting out of her car and answered "no....THAT!"...pointing at the double rifle case my buddy is carrying,

He said "this is a deer rifle". She replied "ok, good..." and started back to her car. I then said "there is nothing wrong with black guns...".....which fell on deaf ears as she sat in her car.

We both laughed. I'm convinced that the little old lady was ready to confront us if we had an "assault" rifle....

Amazing how the media pollutes minds.....

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:06 pm
by AWB09
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:27 pm
by jayinsat
I would have answered "That depends. If you're a deer or hog then, yeah, I guess so." :roll:

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:28 pm
by Heartland Patriot
I'm not sure if I would have been able to resist an opportunity like that. Maybe I could have gone the smart-alec route and said something like "No, its a super-killer death ray"...but more likely I would have asked "And what if it is?" The IGNORANCE of some folks fires me up. :grumble

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:31 pm
by Heartland Patriot
AndyC wrote:
chuckybrown wrote:...swivels her head and asks loudly "is that an ASSAULT rifle"?
No - it's an Assault Stopper, madam.
:tiphat:

MY hat is off to you for that one.

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:33 pm
by jmra
I'm usually nice to my elders, but in this case I think I would have told her to mind her own business.

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:34 pm
by RPBrown
Heartland Patriot wrote:
AndyC wrote:
chuckybrown wrote:...swivels her head and asks loudly "is that an ASSAULT rifle"?
No - it's an Assault Stopper, madam.
:tiphat:

MY hat is off to you for that one.
+1

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:02 pm
by Right2Carry
I would have answered yes just to see her reaction.

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:04 pm
by eureka40
AndyC wrote:
Heartland Patriot wrote:
AndyC wrote:
chuckybrown wrote:...swivels her head and asks loudly "is that an ASSAULT rifle"?
No - it's an Assault Stopper, madam.
:tiphat:

MY hat is off to you for that one.
I happen to enjoy making tiny brains explode as they struggle to do a 180 ;)
You're the Man Andy!! Yep, you're the man!!

:patriot:

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:32 pm
by SewTexas
Right2Carry wrote:I would have answered yes just to see her reaction.
that's probably what I would have done...I'm awful like that.

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:07 pm
by Wes
I would have said no, assault rifles have been banned since 1934. It would have definitely been interested to hear what she might have said if your answer was yes tho. Maybe even just a question back, "and if it was?"

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:13 pm
by pbwalker
SewTexas wrote:
Right2Carry wrote:I would have answered yes just to see her reaction.
that's probably what I would have done...I'm awful like that.
same here...probably would have been a wise-aleck and said it was a "street sweeping uzi mac-10 assault rifle shotgun with a 300 round clip"

:lol:

Re: "Is that an ASSAULT rifle...?"

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:01 am
by JSThane
pbwalker wrote:
SewTexas wrote:
Right2Carry wrote:I would have answered yes just to see her reaction.
that's probably what I would have done...I'm awful like that.
same here...probably would have been a wise-aleck and said it was a "street sweeping uzi mac-10 assault rifle shotgun with a 300 round clip"

:lol:
No, it's a ""street sweeping uzi mac-10 assault rifle shotgun with a 300 round clip and a shoulder thing that goes up."