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Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:09 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly
http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/sc ... oorly.html
The zombie apocalypse is coming soon! An American team of biology researchers has recently created “zombie” cells that can outperform natural living cells. The technique used took mammalian cells and coated them with silica, which created a near-perfect replica.
Oh, you doubters! I'll bet you wish now you had stocked up for the zombie apocalypse! "rlol"

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:35 pm
by RX8er
The technique also created permeable armor around the zombie cell to protect it from real-world conditions.
There's the weakness right there. My 308 ammo will penetrate "permeable armor"

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:40 pm
by Andrew
lol, now they need to figure out how to animate them and give them an appetite.

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:33 pm
by KC5AV
Andrew wrote:lol, now they need to figure out how to animate them and give them an appetite.
Then send them to California. And New York. And DC. And Chicago. And Detroit.

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:41 pm
by RottenApple
I'm ready....

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Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:49 pm
by johncanfield
KC5AV wrote:
Andrew wrote:lol, now they need to figure out how to animate them and give them an appetite.
Then send them to California. And New York. And DC. And Chicago. And Detroit.
:cheers2:

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:35 pm
by psijac
Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse to happen. Its high wish fulfillment

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:14 pm
by RottenApple
KC5AV wrote:Then send them to California. And New York. And DC. And Chicago. And Detroit.
They wouldn't stay. Zombies eat brains, you know. And... well....

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:34 pm
by ajwakeboarder
RottenApple wrote:
KC5AV wrote:Then send them to California. And New York. And DC. And Chicago. And Detroit.
They wouldn't stay. Zombies eat brains, you know. And... well....
:iagree: "rlol"

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:58 pm
by Chris
If rabies went airborne, you would have something similar to the rage virus in 28 days later.

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:44 pm
by tboesche
The hardest part of Z Day is pretending I'm not excited!

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:56 pm
by jmra
psijac wrote:Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse to happen. Its high wish fulfillment
I know my 11 yr old does - he's ready to take out some zombies. Every time we go shooting I catch him aiming for the head.

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:02 pm
by Wodathunkit
jmra wrote:
psijac wrote:Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse to happen. Its high wish fulfillment
I know my 11 yr old does - he's ready to take out some zombies. Every time we go shooting I catch him aiming for the head.

Guilty! :biggrinjester:

Re: Scientists Create Zombie Cells, This Will End Poorly

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:15 pm
by RX8er
jmra wrote:
psijac wrote:Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse to happen. Its high wish fulfillment
I know my 11 yr old does - he's ready to take out some zombies. Every time we go shooting I catch him aiming for the head.
that's where all these landed. :biggrinjester:

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