nitrogen wrote:Don't be like me and wait in the pick-up area and antagonize the police officers there, though

You were poking them with a stick weren't you!
Funny Steve story...Ready??? OK...
Was coming home from Huntville, Alabama in late 2001...Yeah the air was thick with tension and all that blah blah blah...
I was early for my flight and headed down to the gate to wait...
Well...Me being a snazzy Native Texan, I had to get a shine on muh boots to impress the "female" flight attendents...So I hopped up on one of the attended shoe shiner seats and proceeded to get a great shine for the trip home...
I had been there about 3 minutes, and a couple of uniformed Alabama troopers walked up pretty fast near the show shiner and I and started staring at an un-attended shopping bag that had been there slightly longer than I had been there...
They proceeded to take some crime scene tape and cordon off an area around the bag with the tape and some wet floor pylons...
And just stood there...
So I'm kinda scrating my head now and wondering "Ok, what next?" (so I asked)...
Big mistake...
Both of them instead of paying attention to the unattended bag, brought both of their attention to me, and my shoe shine efforts...My shoe shine guy didn't miss a beat or stop...(He was well tipped BTW afterwards, hehehe)...
(Trooper Billy) Sir! what is THAT bag next toy your seat there!
(Stevie-D) Oh, thats mine...
(Trooper Bob) Sir! Why is it not in your posession!
(Stevie-D) Oh, I got a good handle on it while I'm sitting here getting a shoe shine...(Steve smiles)
(Trooper Billy) Sir, you must maintain control over your belongings while we are in a heightened state of alert due to the 9-11 attacks! What is in the bag!?!
(Stevie-D) Oh, about $15 worth of duty free crap? Two, Three Musketeer candy bars, and bag of trail mix, and (under a hushed tone) two gun magazines...
(Trooper Billy) Well, we're going to have to verify that...(Steve thinks at that time, what am I going to do? Say no???)
(Trooper Bob) Ok, Sir...Just make sure you keep track of your belongings...
(Stevie-D) OK, thanks...Hey guys...What happened to that bag you guys have taped off there???
- The bag had been picked up by another traveler who was just inside the store next to us buying some other "things"...
From what I recall, they never did see who picked it up, nor did they bother much with it afterwards, as just about everyone we saw had a store bag just like it...Including me...
Moral of the story...
Don't go poking sticks at security while at airports...
Anyway, I thought it was funny...