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Mystery Critter
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:28 pm
by DocV
We discovered we have a guest who overnights on top one of our porch columns. Any guesses of what sort of bird this thing is?

Mrs. DocV says it looks like a wren.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:11 pm
by eureka40
Kinda looks like a beaver.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:29 pm
by anygunanywhere
Chupacabra.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:40 pm
by Keith B
Probably a European starling.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:56 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:54 am
by rbwhatever1
Miniature Northern Spotted Owl. Shoot it before the United States Fish & Wildlife Service condemns your property and moves you into the street...
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:45 am
by Texsquatch
A swallow carrying a coconut.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:05 am
by puma guy
May be an Ooooh Aaaah bird. Lays an egg twice it's body size.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:13 am
by joe817
Having time on my hands this morning,

, I'd say it's a guineafowl:
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We used to have a few on our place growing up in Clay County eons ago. Fantastic burglar alarms. Made lots of noise for no reason. Hmmmm... now that I think about it, sounds like a liberal!

Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:53 am
by BigGuy
Texsquatch wrote:A swallow carrying a coconut.
Would that be an African or European swallow?
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:53 am
by Texsquatch
I need some sense of scale, and need to know how close are you to Arkansas? Could be one of those mythological ivory billed woodpeckers. You could sell tickets until the Feds seize your property.
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:59 am
by Texsquatch
BigGuy wrote:Texsquatch wrote:A swallow carrying a coconut.
Would that be an African or European swallow?
Phew! For a minute there, I thought I was the only one!
Re: Mystery Critter
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:30 pm
by puma guy
Hard to judge body size, but it could be a Night Hawk or maybe a Whip-poor-will.