Can’t turn loose (NAGR)
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:46 pm
I was still in junior high when a friend and I were using an electric drill. We were mounting a seat to an old lawnmower frame. I don’t remember the rest of the plan, but I’m sure it would have been preceded by the phrase, “hold my beer and watch this,” if we’d been a little older. My friend grabbed the drill, then suddenly hollered and dropped it.
“It shocked me!” he said.
I must confess that my next decision was made without the benefit of alcohol, but with plenty of youthful hubris. I grabbed the drill and pressed the trigger. At this point I made 2 interesting discoveries. (1) Even though I had used the drill just a short time earlier, it was now quite defective. (2) With electricity running up my arm and every muscle seized, I could not turn loose of the drill or released the trigger.
That story comes to mind as I delete the umpteenth email from Dudley, or his friends, admonishing me to renew my NAGR membership. I’ve been regaled over the past year by Dudley’s exploits and concerns. I don’t remember actually joining NAGR. You’d think I’d recall paying any fee. I haven’t been deep enough into a bottle of rum to do something like that with out remembering it since my college days. None-the-less, it appears that my name has been written in the book of membership. And I don’t know how to get it out.
I’d hoped that with the passing of the renewal date without action on my part, I’d be cast into the great void of non-membership. That certainly seems to work with utilities. Forget gas, electric, water, or cable, and they will quite happily forget you exist. You can sit quite happily in your cold, dark house, drinking collected rain water while reading a book by candle light, secure in the knowledge that you’ll never again hear from those utilities unless, or until, you send them more money. Not so apparently with NAGR.
I could, of course set my email up to simply delete anything from them without my ever having to bother with it. But it’s like that horrible car wreck you pass on the highway that you don’t want to look at, but are strangely compelled. I find myself wondering just how long they will desperately cling to the fleeting hope that I’ll re-up.
Anybody else have similar experiences?
“It shocked me!” he said.
I must confess that my next decision was made without the benefit of alcohol, but with plenty of youthful hubris. I grabbed the drill and pressed the trigger. At this point I made 2 interesting discoveries. (1) Even though I had used the drill just a short time earlier, it was now quite defective. (2) With electricity running up my arm and every muscle seized, I could not turn loose of the drill or released the trigger.
That story comes to mind as I delete the umpteenth email from Dudley, or his friends, admonishing me to renew my NAGR membership. I’ve been regaled over the past year by Dudley’s exploits and concerns. I don’t remember actually joining NAGR. You’d think I’d recall paying any fee. I haven’t been deep enough into a bottle of rum to do something like that with out remembering it since my college days. None-the-less, it appears that my name has been written in the book of membership. And I don’t know how to get it out.
I’d hoped that with the passing of the renewal date without action on my part, I’d be cast into the great void of non-membership. That certainly seems to work with utilities. Forget gas, electric, water, or cable, and they will quite happily forget you exist. You can sit quite happily in your cold, dark house, drinking collected rain water while reading a book by candle light, secure in the knowledge that you’ll never again hear from those utilities unless, or until, you send them more money. Not so apparently with NAGR.
I could, of course set my email up to simply delete anything from them without my ever having to bother with it. But it’s like that horrible car wreck you pass on the highway that you don’t want to look at, but are strangely compelled. I find myself wondering just how long they will desperately cling to the fleeting hope that I’ll re-up.
Anybody else have similar experiences?