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Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:42 pm
by VMI77
https://adventure-journal.com/2015/09/v ... -firewood/

Get your orders in so you can have that fire burning this Christmas.
Prices of Smoke and Flame range from $499 for a couple of sticks up to $1,200 for a small bundle, but customers don’t flinch.

“My customers want to know that they’re burning quality and they are happy to pay a little bit more to achieve that.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:49 pm
by jed
WOW!!! Last weekend, only having a fire in the mornings, I burned about $3K worth of wood! :banghead:

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:09 pm
by baldeagle
I paid less than that for my gas fireplace, complete with fake logs that "burn" forever. Keeps us warm on the colder days without breaking the bank.

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:53 pm
by Abraham
So-call Hipsters label everything they sell as "Artisanal" and suckers line up to pay outlandish prices for whatever snake oil/food item the current P.T. Barnum's are huckerster-ing...

Slap the word "Artisanal" on old jelly glasses, a grilled cheese sandwich, a bowl of cereal, a bicycle that's no good for anything but the junk yard and post a price, any flaky price on it and it'll sell, but you gotta remember to label it "Artisanal".

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:46 pm
by Bitter Clinger
Abraham wrote:So-call Hipsters label everything they sell as "Artisanal" and suckers line up to pay outlandish prices for whatever snake oil/food item the current P.T. Barnum's are huckerster-ing...

Slap the word "Artisanal" on old jelly glasses, a grilled cheese sandwich, a bowl of cereal, a bicycle that's no good for anything but the junk yard and post a price, any flaky price on it and it'll sell, but you gotta remember to label it "Artisanal".
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Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:51 pm
by philip964
I saw the subject and had to look.

Yep its what I thought.

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:57 pm
by The Annoyed Man
The last comment at the bottom of the page is mine:
Anyone willing to pay $499 for two sticks of wood deserves to get fleeced. I love capitalism.

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:09 pm
by RHenriksen
AndyC wrote:Oh, come on - that HAS to be a joke!
Yes, it's satire

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:50 am
by n5wd
AndyC wrote:Oh, come on - that HAS to be a joke!
Yep, "This is That" is a weekly comedy program on CBC Radio One. I listen occassionally via Sirius satellite radio -it's a hoot, eh?

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:45 am
by mojo84
It is so awesome to see someone take pride in their work like that. It's time more people should do the same. We all should be inspired. Quality and superior craftsmanship make it worth paying a little more. I may have to order some myself.

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:30 am
by Glockster
Abraham wrote:So-call Hipsters label everything they sell as "Artisanal" and suckers line up to pay outlandish prices for whatever snake oil/food item the current P.T. Barnum's are huckerster-ing...

Slap the word "Artisanal" on old jelly glasses, a grilled cheese sandwich, a bowl of cereal, a bicycle that's no good for anything but the junk yard and post a price, any flaky price on it and it'll sell, but you gotta remember to label it "Artisanal".
Perhaps they should try obtaining an Artisanal CHL, so they can carry a nice Artisanal handgun! :fire

Re: Vancouver Brand Goes Big With Artisanal Firewood

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:01 pm
by VMI77
Bitter Clinger wrote:
Abraham wrote:So-call Hipsters label everything they sell as "Artisanal" and suckers line up to pay outlandish prices for whatever snake oil/food item the current P.T. Barnum's are huckerster-ing...

Slap the word "Artisanal" on old jelly glasses, a grilled cheese sandwich, a bowl of cereal, a bicycle that's no good for anything but the junk yard and post a price, any flaky price on it and it'll sell, but you gotta remember to label it "Artisanal".
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Just for you I've posted an artisanal water thread. "rlol" "rlol"