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If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:03 pm
by VMI77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0
Bitter Clinger sort of asked for it in the artisanal firewood thread.
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:09 pm
by jb2012
I just about spit my drink up lol
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:51 am
by JP171
Jay and Silent Bob...oh my
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:18 am
by Rmartinez37
For a second there I thought that was a real advertisement. I began to second guess what our world is coming to.
I needed a good laugh
"We shave with straight razors, what else would you shave with?"
It's funny to think that people like that actually exist.
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:40 am
by Abraham
There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.
Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.
Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.
They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.
They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".
I despise them.
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:46 am
by VMI77
Abraham wrote:There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.
Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.
Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.
They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.
They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".
I despise them.
You mean, as a Texas CHL, you don't consider yourself to be an artisanal gun carrier?
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:54 am
by Abraham
The Timmy brothers make water, uh, ok...
"Corporate water is soulless."
Yeah, baby!
Re: If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:06 am
by Bitter Clinger
Challenge Accepted!
