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What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:16 am
by chuck j
We live out of town and I'm pretty sure there is a chupacabra hanging around the house . What should we do about it ? Seeing as this is a new experience for me any suggestions would be appreciated . Thanks in advance !
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:21 am
by The Marshal
I prefer to bait the chupacabra with leftover beef fajitas, with a side of guacamole and sour cream on the paper plate.
When they come in to get some, it is best to use the something in a .308 to send them on their way.
They are a lot easier to call in then say, Leprechauns, Unicorns, or the hardest of all, Honest Politicians.
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:22 am
by Richbirdhunter
The only logical answer is to have a hunting party this weekend. I can make it
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:35 am
by chuck j
Hunting party sounds interesting Richbirdhunter ! I assume your bringing the brisket/ribs ?
To The Marshal .
I'm glad you mentioned the leprechauns, they have been thick about these parts lately .
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:38 am
by Richbirdhunter
I do a pork butt that people fight over and my ribs are pretty good
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:44 am
by Texsquatch
Fajitas won't work. They're from Puerto Rico, not Mexico. You could try a mofungo.
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:48 am
by chuck j
Do tell ! Could you describe that mofugo .........sounds tasty !
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:48 am
by parabelum
They are extremely rare and ferocious from what I know. What part of TX are you in?
Any chance you could "volunteer" a goat or something similar as bait, and let the .308 settle the matter?
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:50 am
by chuck j
North central Texas , 25 miles south of the amazing Red River Valley .
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:51 am
by Richbirdhunter
AR-10's it is
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:52 am
by parabelum
chuck j wrote:North central Texas , 25 miles south of the amazing Red River Valley .
Wow. That's not too far away from northern Hood County.
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:53 am
by parabelum
Richbirdhunter wrote:AR-10's it is
Good choice.
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:54 am
by Bitter Clinger
Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:06 am
by Richbirdhunter
Bitter Clinger wrote:Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.
That's just a win/win
Re: What to do ?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:07 am
by parabelum
Richbirdhunter wrote:Bitter Clinger wrote:Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.
That's just a win/win
My wife's rather non chalant response
