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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

• Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
  Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
  Dr. Young: Aaagh!! — “This is Gasoline!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

• Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
  Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
  Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

• Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!! ”
  Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill).
  Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer” Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

The Annoyed Man wrote:An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

• Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
  Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
  Dr. Young: Aaagh!! — “This is Gasoline!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

• Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
  Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
  Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

• Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!! ”
  Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill).
  Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer” Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

I always say old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time!!

Thanks for the laugh.

I like it...a lot. Thanks for the laugh TAM.

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh TAM!

stolen!

Thats a good one.

That and y'all have old man strength.

I really enjoyed that! Thanks!

My kind of joke. Thanks.

Funny.....but definitely a joke an old Geezer would tell.

Very funny - I loved it!

As a teen my Dad would say to me, "You may be able to out run me, but you will fall asleep at some time and then your mine." I don't remember if I slept at all the first time he needed to use that against me. I am sure he knew that while he slumbered away.

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