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I can't remember where I heard it but whoever made it up the credit is yours

You guys here about those two rednecks who were walkin in the woods? Well there were two rednecks walkin in the woods and one had a bag over his shoulder. The other one asked hey whatcha got in that bag the other said chickens then the other said how many? And the redneck with the bag replied: I tell you what if you can guess how many chickens are in this here bag I'll give you BOTH of em!


LOL!!!! Love that joke carry on!

So how many were in the bag?

Still tryin to figure that one out as well

Three

Maroon necks, it seems.

Well, if you measure the circumference of the bag, multiply it by pi r squared, weigh the bag to calculate the volume occupied by the chickens ... four.

cute :) I'll have to revise that one a bit and tell my niece.

Sport Coach wrote:Well, if you measure the circumference of the bag, multiply it by pi r squared, weigh the bag to calculate the volume occupied by the chickens ... four.

Pies aren't square they are round.