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LINKEY

allisji wrote:

ELB wrote:Well good but they were idiots for hiring her in the first place.

I dont drink beer often any more, but when I do, its usually Shiner.

The most interesting Texan in the world?

LINKEY

KLB wrote:

allisji wrote:The most interesting Texan in the world?

The most interesting Texan. A competitive field.

Here's the drill...... Complete the following sentence below, and let's see what we can come up with for a TV ad for "The Most Interesting Texan in the World".

• "I don't usually ____________ any more, but when I do, I ___________."

My example contribution:

• I don't usually shoot rusted out cars any more, but when I do, I make sure they are full of tannerite.

Discuss.

I don't usually shoot wild hogs from my front porch, but when I do, I use all 30 rounds and shoot several of them.

I don't usually eat steak, but when I do, its medium rare.

I don't usually salute all flags, but the one I do, says "Come And Take It.

I don't usually ask people where they're from. If they're from Texas, they will tell you, if they're not, there is no need to embarrass them.

I don't usually vote democrat, but when I do, you'll know I'm dead.





(I couldn't resist)

I don't usually make a lot of noise, but when I do it's at the gun range.

I don't usually eat vegetarian food, but when I do, it's with a side of meat.

I don't usually shoot a Glock any more, but when I do, I shoot it with a 1911.

I don't often vote, but when I do, it's to make America as great as Texas, again!

I don't often drink bourbon, but when I do, it's Balcones from Waco.

I don't often visit forums on the internet, but when I do it's the TexasCHLforum.com.

(If I had had any idea this was going to take off like this, I would have corrected the punctuation in the original! I was on my phone and the keyboard is tedious to use.)

ELB wrote:I don't often visit forums on the internet, but when I do it's the TexasCHLforum.COM.

There, fixed it for you