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City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:48 am
by The Annoyed Man
Submitted for your amusement......

http://www.theonion.com/article/city-ch ... hes--54833
CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight.

Sources at the city’s Department of Streets and Sanitation confirmed that over 250 ammunition-removal vehicles had been deployed to deal with the knee-deep layer of spent cartridges, which have been steadily accumulating on Chicago’s streets, alleys, and pedestrian walkways since the previous evening.

Re: City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:24 am
by puma guy
The Annoyed Man wrote:Submitted for your amusement......

http://www.theonion.com/article/city-ch ... hes--54833
CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight.

Sources at the city’s Department of Streets and Sanitation confirmed that over 250 ammunition-removal vehicles had been deployed to deal with the knee-deep layer of spent cartridges, which have been steadily accumulating on Chicago’s streets, alleys, and pedestrian walkways since the previous evening.
Had belly laugh on that one!

Re: City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:27 pm
by MeMelYup
They didn't stipulate if it was once fired or new?

Re: City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:33 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
Were talking Chicago here. Once fired.....

Re: City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:26 pm
by The Annoyed Man
MeMelYup wrote:They didn't stipulate if it was once fired or new?
JustSomeOldGuy wrote:Were talking Chicago here. Once fired.....
:lol: