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Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:45 pm
by imkopaka
I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.

They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!

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:biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: Sorry, had to do it! :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester:

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 pm
by Jusme
imkopaka wrote:I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.

They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!

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:biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: Sorry, had to do it! :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester:


"rlol"

You're lucky we have had such a mild winter, I have seen bills where I could have almost bought a 1911 for what my heating cost. :cryin

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:15 pm
by ninjabread
With a bill over $100, you must be packing heat!

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:19 pm
by Sport Coach
I'm dreading this summer's utility bills because my wife is packing menopause!

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:44 am
by TxRVer
I would refuse and send a Glock instead.

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:35 am
by Pawpaw
TxRVer wrote:I would refuse and send a Glock instead.
That's one way to get rid of 'em. :biggrinjester:

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:16 pm
by J.R.@A&M
Jusme wrote:
imkopaka wrote:I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.

They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!

Image

:biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: Sorry, had to do it! :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester: :biggrinjester:


"rlol"

You're lucky we have had such a mild winter, I have seen bills where I could have almost bought a 1911 for what my heating cost. :cryin
Similar story. At my previous, highly energy inefficient house I had some summertime electric bills that amounted to buying one used Taurus revolver every month between June and September.

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:03 am
by TxRVer
Pawpaw wrote:
TxRVer wrote:I would refuse and send a Glock instead.
That's one way to get rid of 'em. :biggrinjester:
At least they wouldn't be moving very fast with Glock Leg.

Re: Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:17 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Sport Coach wrote:I'm dreading this summer's utility bills because my wife is packing menopause!
Been there, done that, got the 1,000 yard stare to prove it. :lol: