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North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:16 pm
by philip964

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:31 pm
by doncb
Someone will probably be heading to a labor camp.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:32 pm
by parabelum
Must be very humiliating for fatso. I bet he's stuffin his face with cake now. He's probably an emotional eater. Probably has a lot of bowel gas too. :shock:

Must be tiresome, being a dictator and such.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:55 pm
by Bitter Clinger
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Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:38 pm
by Keith B
They should have paid attention to the problems Wyle E Coyote had and not gotten their rockets from ACME.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:56 pm
by crazy2medic
Just like the missile I believe Kim Jong Un was a failure to launch!

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:53 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
A few thoughts come to mind when looking at the North Korean missile program.

1. It seems like close to 100% of their missiles blow up on the launch pad or soon after.
2. Could it be that the US might be using their launches to try out some kind of StarWars defense weapon?
3. Could the US be retrieving the spent missiles from the ocean in order to reverse engineer them?

As Arsenio Hall used to say in his opening monologues...."things that make you go Hmmmmmm."

SIA

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:21 pm
by WildBill
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:A few thoughts come to mind when looking at the North Korean missile program.

1. It seems like close to 100% of their missiles blow up on the launch pad or soon after.
2. Could it be that the US might be using their launches to try out some kind of StarWars defense weapon?
3. Could the US be retrieving the spent missiles from the ocean in order to reverse engineer them?

As Arsenio Hall used to say in his opening monologues...."things that make you go Hmmmmmm."

SIA
1 - In the early stages of the US missile program there were many failures - rockets that blew up on the stand and shortly after launch.

2 - No.

3 - Why would we want to reverse engineer a missile that blows up? We already know how to do that.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:18 pm
by puma guy
WildBill wrote:
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:A few thoughts come to mind when looking at the North Korean missile program.

1. It seems like close to 100% of their missiles blow up on the launch pad or soon after.
2. Could it be that the US might be using their launches to try out some kind of StarWars defense weapon?
3. Could the US be retrieving the spent missiles from the ocean in order to reverse engineer them?

As Arsenio Hall used to say in his opening monologues...."things that make you go Hmmmmmm."

SIA
1 - In the early stages of the US missile program there were many failures - rockets that blew up on the stand and shortly after launch.

2 - No.

3 - Why would we want to reverse engineer a missile that blows up? We already know how to do that.
:iagree: with WildBill. One thing comes to mind for N. Korean missile failures. Most likely the designers, engineers and technicians themselves are "reverse engineered" after every failure, so they start with new guys! :lol:

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:33 pm
by ScottDLS
Get as many of the THAAD and Aegis missiles over there as we can. Still should have gone with SDI in the '80's but the spineless left prevented it.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:43 pm
by bblhd672
AndyC wrote:Image
That needs one more frame...the little guy's arms sticking out from under the boot!

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:54 pm
by WildBill
puma guy wrote:
WildBill wrote:
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:A few thoughts come to mind when looking at the North Korean missile program.

1. It seems like close to 100% of their missiles blow up on the launch pad or soon after.
2. Could it be that the US might be using their launches to try out some kind of StarWars defense weapon?
3. Could the US be retrieving the spent missiles from the ocean in order to reverse engineer them?

As Arsenio Hall used to say in his opening monologues...."things that make you go Hmmmmmm."

SIA
1 - In the early stages of the US missile program there were many failures - rockets that blew up on the stand and shortly after launch.

2 - No.

3 - Why would we want to reverse engineer a missile that blows up? We already know how to do that.
:iagree: with WildBill. One thing comes to mind for N. Korean missile failures. Most likely the designers, engineers and technicians themselves are "reverse engineered" after every failure, so they start with new guys! :lol:
Getting fired in North Korea is different that getting fired over here.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:49 pm
by Pawpaw
I've read that the little fat twerp likes to "fire" people with a real cannon.

Re: North Korea missile launch fails

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:58 pm
by crazy2medic
Just remember the chinese missile program was having the same problem until Bill Clinton permitted them to buy our C-N-C technology, then no more failure to launch!

Bill Clinton like his sleazy wife should be tried for Treason