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Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:53 pm
by Charles L. Cotton

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:54 pm
by warnmar10
I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:41 am
by Abraham
Back when, I NEVER changed a single diaper.

To nasty for me?

Nope, just wasn't competent at such things.

I did every thing else, like feeding, playing with, etc., but once it was rumble time, I'd yell, HELP!

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:57 am
by TVGuy
I'm currently changing them all the time. Try to do it as quickly and as accurately as possible (you DO NOT want that thing coming loose under his clothes). Kind of like an IDPA match. :fire :biggrinjester:

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:18 am
by RPBrown
This reminds me of our son. He would put on a rain coat, rubber gloves, safety glasses and a surgical mask with cologne added to change diapers.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:34 am
by parabelum
warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:42 am
by loktite
parabelum wrote: In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Did you make pit crew sounds as you were doing it? :biggrinjester:

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:43 am
by bblhd672
All new fathers should experience one face spray!

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:05 am
by Jusme
Never had much of an issue with changing diapers, it was the things coming out of the other end that bothered me more. :lol:

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:14 am
by Setxjeff
Changed many diapers, Twin Girls and long enough ago it was Cloth diapers.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:41 am
by Mxrdad
bblhd672 wrote:All new fathers should experience one face spray!
Ohhhh, the memories. I am a proud member of the "spray club" along with the "gush club". You know, when you hold that cute baby over your head and get that wonderfully smelling burp up? Oh yeah.

I did get a good laugh (wife did too) watching those videos.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:46 am
by mot7981
My sister used to always say it’s funny how we start out in diapers after we come in to the world and often end up back in them as we’re on our way out. Now that I’m getting older it doesn’t seem as humorous as it used to. Anyway, my wife and I were blessed with two beautiful daughters and I got to be a pretty good quick change artist.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:56 pm
by RoyGBiv
parabelum wrote:
warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Me too... No problem.
Glad to be well past that phase.
I was a championship swaddler too. :cool:

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:25 pm
by BigGuy
RoyGBiv wrote:
parabelum wrote:
warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Me too... No problem.
Glad to be well past that phase.
I was a championship swaddler too. :cool:
Yep. Changed a many of em. It's ain't got nothing to do with what hanging between your legs. I cleaned some gut shot critters that were every bit as bad as anything my kids ever produced. It's just accepting that this is a job that's got to get done, and getting on with it. Now that is something some "men" can't seem to handle.

Re: Men simply cannot do certain things!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:06 pm
by Take Down Sicko
I dreaded the ever so soiled "pumpkin" covered diaper. However, i changed my fair share of them with hardly ever throwing up.