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Ok, so no prizes except the of your fellow members.

I had a co-worker one time who could to a Rue Goldberg on naming things. For example he described himself as Vertically, folllically and pigment free.. Basically a short fat balding white man...

Anyway, I was trying to come up with a description if someone asks what is that bulge under your shirt. ( I know this has been discussed on what you would say, so please... this is just for fun so no need to expand on that part of the conversation).

Anyway, I was thinking something like this is my directed, controlled lead slinging device.

Again.. Just something fun to do...

Velocity focused, medium volume, plumbum injection apparatus

I'm less creative:

Colostomy bag.

Snowflake discomfort zone.

Freedom.

Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.

If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.

imkopaka wrote:Snowflake discomfort zone.

So far my favorite

This isn't original, I saw it somewhere a few years ago …

Thoraxic Perforator

Mine is an 'Emergency Ventilator'.

Hi-speed freedom dispenser

montgomery wrote:Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.

If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.

Yeah, because it's not cover unless it will stop a bullet.

Remote hole punch.

I'm just glad to see you!

flechero wrote:I'm less creative:

Colostomy bag.

Lol, that’s what I was thinking when I read the OP. I would add “You wana see?”