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OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:54 am
by philip964
https://www.click2houston.com/news/woma ... tinder-app
Had the tinder app on his phone. "Lucky to be alive". Had to reattach his fingers. 911 "Where did you stab him", Girlfriend "everywhere".
Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:50 am
by Scott B.
Portland.
And I bet she has the crazy eyes.
Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:21 am
by puma guy
It was the green hair that turned her into the proverbial green eyed jealous monster. Ban the green hair dye. What was he wearing? It looked like a some sort of green Samurai garb!
Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:24 pm
by spectre
I saw his picture. Why is she worried about him being on Tinder?
Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:51 pm
by MaduroBU
Bonus points if she greeted him as he arrived home by saying: "You and I have unfinished business."
Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:56 pm
by OneGun
This story reminded me John Belushi's Samurai skits on SNL. At least she did not go all Marlena Bobbit on the guy.