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Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:34 am
by RPBrown
A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:45 am
by The Annoyed Man
Ha! Good one!
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:53 am
by Allons
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:58 pm
by txhighlander
that was funny .
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:52 pm
by TreyHouston
Hahahaha
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:08 pm
by carlson1
I will use that Sunday Morning.
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:33 am
by Abraham
I'm still laughing...
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:27 pm
by bigtek
When my father was twelve, a new game warden was assigned to the area. Grandad was the best fisherman in town, so the newcomer asked him about the best spots in the area, his favorite bait, and so on. Grandad told him it was a family secret, but he was persistent, and eventually Grandad said he would take him fishing the next day.
They met just before sunrise, got into the old jonboat, and headed off. Once they got to Grandad's favorite spot, he took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Boom! A dozen fish floated to the top of the water, along with a turtle or two. Grandad took out a net and started picking up the fish.
After getting past his initial shock, the game warden pulled out his badge told Grandad he was under arrest. He just rolled his eyes, took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and calmly handed it to the game warden, saying "Did you come out here to talk or fish?"
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:16 pm
by Allons
bigtek wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:27 pm
When my father was twelve, a new game warden was assigned to the area. Grandad was the best fisherman in town, so the newcomer asked him about the best spots in the area, his favorite bait, and so on. Grandad told him it was a family secret, but he was persistent, and eventually Grandad said he would take him fishing the next day.
They met just before sunrise, got into the old jonboat, and headed off. Once they got to Grandad's favorite spot, he took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Boom! A dozen fish floated to the top of the water, along with a turtle or two. Grandad took out a net and started picking up the fish.
After getting past his initial shock, the game warden pulled out his badge told Grandad he was under arrest. He just rolled his eyes, took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and calmly handed it to the game warden, saying "Did you come out here to talk or fish?"
That was great.
Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:56 am
by Daddio-on-patio
Fisherman's Prayer
- Unknown?
I pray that I may live to fish
Until my dying day.
And when it comes to my last cast,
I then most humbly pray:
When in the Lord's great landing net
And peacefully asleep
That in His mercy I be judged
Good enough to keep.
