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Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:26 am
by dlh
My guess is this kid was "hepped up" on some bad drugs.

https://www.gosanangelo.com/story/news/ ... 741673002/

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:35 am
by BBYC
Wilson was attempting to purchase a pallet of water at the Walmart along with an 18-year-old female.
Wow. You really can buy everything at Walmart.

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:10 pm
by Abraham
"hepped up"?

Shades of the 'fifties' when last I heard this term, from embryonic hippies then called beatniks....man those were some 'hep cats'....

Musings: Everyone is young once (if they survive the vicissitudes of this or lethal that) and then one day, voila' you're the elder.

Bummer man, said in the voice Chong.

My youngest Grands at 18 and 22 think (as once did I) youth, health etc. will last into perpetuity. The wonderful ignorance of youth....

If the world doesn't kill them first, they'll learn. By then of course I'll be long gone...ashes. I'm not taking up any real estate in a box barely 30" below the surface. What, you thought 6' is the standard depth? It's not. A funeral director pal appraised me of this fact. 6' under my patootie. 30" that's it.

While we're on this morbid subject: Only old people and some with religious views still bury the dead. Mostly the choice of carcass disposal is cremation. I got this from him too. Pomp and circumstance, flowers, preacher blowing, parades to the burial site, way, way old fashioned. Cremation, inexpensive (comparatively speaking) no service, no nothing. When it's my turn to be dead, no old fashioned super expensive body disposal for me and cost to my family. As an alternative burying in the backyard would be ok, done by relatives or neighbors. Dig a hole, throw in carcass. Done. Good fertilizer for the trees, but no, the funeral lobby won't have it. So, cremation. Cost: About 5% or less of standard issue disposal.

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:42 pm
by ELB
The video at the linked article doesn't play worth a flip for me. YouTube version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWqNMb3SJE

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:43 pm
by Jusme
BBYC wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:35 am
Wilson was attempting to purchase a pallet of water at the Walmart along with an 18-year-old female.
Wow. You really can buy everything at Walmart.



Thanks!! Now I have to clean iced tea off of my monitor and keyboard!! "rlol" "rlol"

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:57 pm
by Flightmare
ELB wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:42 pm The video at the linked article doesn't play worth a flip for me. YouTube version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWqNMb3SJE
Oh the irony, he's driving a RAM!

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:59 pm
by BBYC
Flightmare wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:57 pm
ELB wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:42 pm The video at the linked article doesn't play worth a flip for me. YouTube version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWqNMb3SJE
Oh the irony, he's driving a RAM!
Did the Walmart shoppers Dodge?

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:15 pm
by Allons
Taking drive-thru to a new level.

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:25 pm
by SewTexas
BBYC wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:35 am
Wilson was attempting to purchase a pallet of water at the Walmart along with an 18-year-old female.
Wow. You really can buy everything at Walmart.
grammar matters

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:29 pm
by Flightmare
SewTexas wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:25 pm
BBYC wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:35 am
Wilson was attempting to purchase a pallet of water at the Walmart along with an 18-year-old female.
Wow. You really can buy everything at Walmart.
grammar matters
Indeed! There is a huge difference between "Let's eat Grandma!" and "Let's eat, Grandma!"

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:35 pm
by Rokyudai
Clean up aisle 5....6......7....8.....9?

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:56 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
Flightmare wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:29 pm
SewTexas wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:25 pm
BBYC wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:35 am
Wilson was attempting to purchase a pallet of water at the Walmart along with an 18-year-old female.
Wow. You really can buy everything at Walmart.
grammar matters
Indeed! There is a huge difference between "Let's eat Grandma!" and "Let's eat, Grandma!"
OH MY! :smilelol5:

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:12 am
by txhighlander
There might have been a chance his Pharmaceuticals were backing up on him :biggrinjester:

Re: Man Drives Pickup In and Out of Walmart

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:21 am
by LDB415
Maybe he wanted the convenience of Kroger Click List but they didn't offer it so he created his own system.