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MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:57 pm
by philip964

Re: MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:47 pm
by skeathley
Just to be clear, that is a satire website.

Re: MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:20 pm
by philip964
Yes

Re: MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:45 pm
by Malawler
That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.

Re: MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:17 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Malawler wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:45 pm That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.
My personal favorite: Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female
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ARLINGTON, TX—Services at Highwater Church were called off at the last moment Sunday morning after the worship leader’s guitar cable suddenly announced it would be identifying as a female, sources confirmed Thursday.

According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.

Re: MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:31 pm
by joe817
The Annoyed Man wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:17 pm
Malawler wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:45 pm That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.
My personal favorite: Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female
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ARLINGTON, TX—Services at Highwater Church were called off at the last moment Sunday morning after the worship leader’s guitar cable suddenly announced it would be identifying as a female, sources confirmed Thursday.

According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.
Ewwwwwwwww!! :roll: :woohoo