Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

[Oldgringo]

Houston must be so proud.

Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.

Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.

If you do, please don't let 'em breed.

[srothstein]

Houston must be so proud.

Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.

Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.

The island would definitely tip over then, right?

[Skiprr]

Where's that favorite button...

[AJSully421]

Houston must be so proud.

Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.

Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.

Yeah, uhh... if we keep planting... uhhhhh, all of these flags on Mars.... then I am afraid that Mars will.... uhhhhh... tip over... you know, capsize... yeah.

[doncb]

I removed the multitude of "(sic)" from the original quote so when you read her comment it will be like you were right there! I mean like you were RIGHT THERE!

“Datas uncover today give us a clearer portrait of a couple of possible cause for murder, but let’s be clear.. Changes in the atmospheres and combustibles also play a roles in how peoples are behave. By continuing homicide and climate changes we are ascend ourselves to vulnables, and we cannot deny that, Nor shall we, Nor shall I, Nor shall we all, So say we all. End homicide and end climate change, and we end murder. THIS, we know.”

What the H? Her constituents and fellow Dems should be embarrassed that she can't even speak in coherent sentences. Or is it just Ebonics? Now the liberals will want to make homicide against the law.

[ELB]

OK, I'll try again: I know Sheila has all the intellectual qualities of a parking chock, and that "quote" is funny as all get out and sounds like something she'd say, but y'all do realize that "quote" is from a satire and parody site, right? Onion? Habenero? git it? Some of the other stories there are pretty funny too.

[Abraham]

ELB,

You may very well be correct regarding "The Onion" as a source, but it says volumes if what SJL might have said, is believable.

She is painfully obtuse.

I have to believe her IQ hovers in the double digits.

Yeah, she's supposedly a lawyer, but more than one person has "bought" their credentials...

[mojo84]

I was not aware that site is satirical. Thanks for the heads up.

[ELB]

ELB,

...but it says volumes if what SJL might have said, is believable.

...

That's what makes it so funny and horrifying at the same time. She could very well say something like that.

[gljjt]

ELB,

I have to believe her IQ hovers in the double digits.

Half population is in double digits. 100 is the median.

[KC5AV]

That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"

This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.

It's possible.

[The Annoyed Man]

That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"

This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.

It's possible.

Habanero of Texas's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thehabanerooftexas/?fref=nf.

Yeah, most of what he posts is satire, which I didn't realize when I posted this thread. Still, it is easily within her limited capacities to say stuff like this.

[KC5AV]

That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"

This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.

It's possible.

Habanero of Texas's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thehabanerooftexas/?fref=nf.

Yeah, most of what he posts is satire, which I didn't realize when I posted this thread. Still, it is easily within her limited capacities to say stuff like this.

#Truth