What to do ?

chuck j · Post by **chuck j** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:16 am

We live out of town and I'm pretty sure there is a chupacabra hanging around the house . What should we do about it ? Seeing as this is a new experience for me any suggestions would be appreciated . Thanks in advance !

The Marshal · Post by **The Marshal** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:21 am

I prefer to bait the chupacabra with leftover beef fajitas, with a side of guacamole and sour cream on the paper plate.
When they come in to get some, it is best to use the something in a .308 to send them on their way.

They are a lot easier to call in then say, Leprechauns, Unicorns, or the hardest of all, Honest Politicians.

Richbirdhunter · Post by **Richbirdhunter** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:22 am

The only logical answer is to have a hunting party this weekend. I can make it

chuck j · Post by **chuck j** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:35 am

Hunting party sounds interesting Richbirdhunter ! I assume your bringing the brisket/ribs ?

To The Marshal .
I'm glad you mentioned the leprechauns, they have been thick about these parts lately .

Richbirdhunter · Post by **Richbirdhunter** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:38 am

I do a pork butt that people fight over and my ribs are pretty good

Texsquatch · Post by **Texsquatch** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:44 am

Fajitas won't work. They're from Puerto Rico, not Mexico. You could try a mofungo.

chuck j · Post by **chuck j** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:48 am

Do tell ! Could you describe that mofugo .........sounds tasty !

parabelum · Post by **parabelum** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:48 am

They are extremely rare and ferocious from what I know. What part of TX are you in?
Any chance you could "volunteer" a goat or something similar as bait, and let the .308 settle the matter?

chuck j · Post by **chuck j** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:50 am

North central Texas , 25 miles south of the amazing Red River Valley .

Richbirdhunter · Post by **Richbirdhunter** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:51 am

AR-10's it is

parabelum · Post by **parabelum** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:52 am

chuck j wrote:North central Texas , 25 miles south of the amazing Red River Valley .

Wow. That's not too far away from northern Hood County.

parabelum · Post by **parabelum** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:53 am

Richbirdhunter wrote:AR-10's it is

Good choice.

Bitter Clinger · Post by **Bitter Clinger** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:54 am

Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.

Richbirdhunter · Post by **Richbirdhunter** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:06 am

Bitter Clinger wrote:Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.

That's just a win/win

parabelum · Post by **parabelum** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:07 am

Richbirdhunter wrote:
Bitter Clinger wrote:Are you absolutely certain? Reason I ask, no disrespect, is that ISIS is also attracted to goats and if so you may need additional help with this infestation.
That's just a win/win

My wife's rather non chalant response

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