U.S.—As anti-Trump rallies nationwide turned hostile with widespread reports of violence, looting, vandalism, and death threats against the president-elect and his supporters, police in numerous major cities were able to instill calm and regain control by handing out participation trophies to all millennial protesters who were enraged about losing the election, sources confirmed.
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Seeing how the trophies had an instantaneous calming effect on the millennials and filled them with a sense of fulfillment and achievement, word spread quickly among police departments nationwide, and emergency trophies were procured by the thousands for use at the rallies.
Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies
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I think maybe a box of Kleenex should have accompanied every trophy as well. 
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I love the Bee. It's The Onion for Christians.Pawpaw wrote:The Babylon Bee is Your Trysted Source For Christian News Satire
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I heard that stores were selling out of infant pacifiers for the same reason...... 
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I want my "Obama Regime Survivor Trophy"
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If they don't like the trophies maybe they can start handing out medals of freedom instead - cough - Biden. (no disrespect to those who have actually earned them) Or they could even hand out a Nobel Peace Prize - cough - Obama. (no disrespect for those who actually earned one)
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Tyranny is identified by what is legal for government employees but illegal for the citizenry.